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He’s a smooth operator…one of these days I’ll end one of these with some semblance of reverence but until then enjoy the chaos lol. Aquarium date part 2 coming soonish, it’s 15 panels so it will take a little bit!

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Clown Mega Banette 💜

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ALIEN 1979, dir. Ridley Scott  

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What a show.. what a show..

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Remember when console OS stuff was trying to invoke strange and wondrous technological voids? I miss that.

Fun UI design has fallen so far to the wayside these days and it bums me the fuck out

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Kathryn Newton as Sammy in ABIGAIL (2024)

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the most noble professions are

3. line cooks. unsung warriors fighting in unreasonable conditions to make food that taste good.

2. sanitation worker. working at risk to carry out unpleasant tasks without which society would collapse within days. actual heroes

1. artists who draw blowjobs good

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Extruding pasta

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forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin

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Firefly Textpost Meme 52

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hmm

Sockeye Salmon, photographed by Joseph Bright (Source)

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got commissioned to draw these four boys hehe i love how it turned out

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As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

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