BFF's Crystal & Jesse, finding love, one swipe at a time. The good, the bad, the sexy, & the wtf. Dating profile critiques - email [email protected]
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Being in the great outdoors. Whiskey and beer. Don’t tell me I can’t do anything a man can do. I can do it better. (at Vancouver, Washington)
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If you don’t look anything like your pics, you’ll be buying me drinks until you do. (at Cannon Beach, Oregon)
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Hunting, fishing, Tarheels, Jesus, my family, and the river. I’m very busy with school but I’m a go getter and looking for someone to match my pace. (at Zigzag, Oregon)
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Pizza is my second (or fourth...) favorite thing to eat in bed. 🍑🍒🌮 (at ¿Por Qué No? Taqueria)
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Mother of a beautiful boy and he is my everything. I'm nothing without him. Hunting, fishing, Jesus, Tarheels, my family, and the river. (at Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina)
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You can find me in my Norts, oversized t-shirt, and Birkenstocks almost every day. Love to scout the trails. Must be fit and not shallow. (at Forest Park (Portland, Oregon))
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Drama free, chilled/relaxed guy. Easy going educated hard worker. Laid back and like take it easy. #vapelife (at Gresham, Oregon)
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I'm trying to pet ALL the dogs. Life is short so I want to try everything it has. Brunch is my love language. (at Portland, Oregon)
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Music, guns, midget wrestling, flea markets, and collecting vinyl are some of my passions. (at Timberline Lodge & Ski Area)
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Love nature and camping and hiking. My dogs are my babies. Must be active and outdoorsy. Take me on an adventure, forget the drinks! (at Clark College -- Vancouver, Washington)
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Freshly out of a long term relationship. She broke my heart and took most of it with her. Just looking to fill the void. Not good at being alone. (at Machu Picchu)
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I can't believe I'm on Tinder. I'm just bored really. I don't know how to write bios. (at Portland Community College-Cascade)
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In an unbelievably happy and satisfying open marriage with the lovely lady pictured. Looking for fun loving open minded people for most anything. Looking for a match, not matrimony. (at Arbor Lodge, Portland, Oregon)
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Dog lover! ❤️ Love my family and friends! Love to laugh and have a good time! Would love to find someone I could have a connection with and see where it goes from there! (at Asheville, North Carolina)
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Must be okay with the green. Pot has changed my life for the better. I work in the industry and have a passion for growing at home. I can talk about its healing properties and natural benefits for years. Try me. (at Portland, Oregon)
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Very opinionated, I love to debate. I have a tendency to disappear. Free and independent. (at In Other Words Feminist Community Center)
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I am the ghost of your dating past. Likely your present, and future too. You'll be quite fond of me. I'll act charmed by you. We will have fantastically memorable dates. But I am a figment of your imagination. You can try to prove me wrong, but I'll never respond. I'll pull my drapes and keep the lights out. I may have died. No one will ever know. Go ahead and swipe right. You know you want to. Happy Halloween!!! 👻☠️💩 (at Paris, France)
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