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Ford saying that he used to view Bill as "the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy" is actually so funny once you remember that he is talking about the guy that couldn't figure out how to tie his shoes AT LEAST until he was 16 and then made his life's ambition drinking cosmic martini and driving whatever the hell this is

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I wonder if the reason Bill was born with the ability of seeing the third dimension is because he was born from a red and a blue triangle. Red+blue is the color of 3D glasses wich allow you to see flat 2D things in 3D(imensions)

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A family game

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typing monster in thisisnotawebsite brings you to theres a monster at the end of this book. oh my god. this combined with the other thing found that says bill is his own worst fear. and in this book grover spends the whole time being afraid of the monster and then he IS the monster. guys. listen.

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Yeah so i had an idea that bill would have to fix all the damage he did on Earth as a last trial to be freed from the Theraprism... and also i am bad at drawing cartoons and it always ends up looking like adventure time 😭 i think my dialogue/characterization is always so cringe and ooc so thats why i almost never upload fanart anymore 💀

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visitation

wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison

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hello you should all go listen to my super amazing bill playlist please

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My Mariachi band is right on time!

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MY OPTOMETRIST NEVER SAW IT COMING!

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came to me in a nightmare. bill is both the annoying AND toxic ex !

(based on these paragraphs :P)

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can bill release his christmas album desperately need to listen to it please

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currently thinking abt this line and how it fits into everything else bill revealed abt his past

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Saw this fucker at the book store today

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ok but seriously i need henchmaniac backstory in book of bill like tbh most excited for that

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sorry im so excited for the book of bill i cant help it i love him

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it’s ok guys i forgive him!!! he was just being silly!!!