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Am i the only one who imagined the first meet like this?? *swooon*

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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May you manifest someone who understands your love language so you don’t have to spend your life translating your soul. Someone who reciprocates the energy and effort you give. Who cherishes and celebrates every ounce of your sensual, soulful, sentimental, and spiritual nature.

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“The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.”

—John Burroughs

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"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."

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“She was a storm. Not the kind you run from. The kind you chase.”

— r.h.sin

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“Sometimes you have to forget what you feel, and remember what you deserve.”

— Unknown

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shelter dog

i'm a shelter dog

seeking approval, whining, begging

lowering my head so i seem lovable, pliable, easy

i try my best at puppy dog eyes, but my eyes are not conveying cute naiveity

my eyes are grieving, already widowing the death of my hope

they take a glance and pass my cage, uninterested

and when the lights go out in my shelter, and when theres no one left to reject me

i howl and cry

pay attention to me

love me

give me the time of day

my eyes were mourning for more than my hope

they're putting me down.

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You deserve a calm love with somebody who's your safe space, your best friend, and brings peace to your soul during stressful times.

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picrew and last song you listened to <3

no pressure tags

@wilburthetherian @hold-my-dr-pepper @femboy-hooters-official @100percent-shell-oil @nanochittle

@tameable50 @ford-mustang-1969 @truly-jcjenson @sam-the-skelepun

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stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women

"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!

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bring my boy Roach back

girls will say thats my silly guy and its a character with 0 screen time

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🏎️🏁 It's F1 Season! 🏁🏎️

(Sgt Kyle Gaz Garrick + Sir Lewis Hamilton)

Bahrain GP is on the horizon! Have a combination of my two current brain rots 😭 I think it's been a running joke among the CoD community that Gaz (played by Elliot Knight the king himself) looks like Lewis Hamilton!

Drawing these two has been so fun! Here's to an exciting F1 season! 🏎️🏁

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the fnaf movie was silly