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cringe is dead, modern au where they’re both socially hopeless losers

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happy pride month

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actually felt like such a tool missing this game's anniversary but here's some sketchy stuff to make up for it

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Magneto magnet maaaagggnet mag uhh yaoi? Magnet yaoi??????? ETHAN WINTERS yay

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IM GONNA HAVE A SEIZURE I LOVE UR HEISENBERG ART SO MUCH

widjfjfund thank you 😭😭😭 this means a lot to me as someone who's been drawing him for way too long lmao

(full body looks a bit wonky coloured but here's the full sketch)

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HEISENBERG STOP

hes doing it for ethan

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ethan sells a different kind of crystals to save his daughter au

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NVM💥💥💥 I’LL POST IT TODAY💥💥💥

I’m still gonna be back in May though :}

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Magical girl karl (im sorry)

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Karl Heisenberg Headcanons <3

I’m quite new to Tumblr, so if this is messy I’m sorry, I still adjusting to the format!

I intend to make some real posts, like fanfiction or something, later on, but for now here are some headcanons of my own for Karl:

He snores. Like a fucking bear, it’s not even funny. That man has sleep apnea like a southern grandma, you cannot change my mind.

The Duke special imports his cigars—Karl doesn’t know where they come from exactly, but they’re damn good cigars, so he doesn’t care to ask.

If you offer this man a regular cigarette he will sneer at you and smack it out of your hand. He is a commited cigar smoker. He’d throw a fit if you even dared hit a bubblegum vape near him, get that shit out of his face.

Gets freaked out about flys. Is that one of his nieces, or does he just smell bad? Is he being spied on, or is it just a hungry insect?

If Karl had access to any outside news or accessories, this man would be punk as fuuuucck. Crust punk, specifically. You think that man washes that jacket? Let alone replaces it ever? Hell no, it gets dirty just as fast as he washes it, and if he rips it he simply repairs it with whatever material and goes along his day. He *could* buy new clothes from the Duke, but why repurchase what can be fixed? Also, fuck the government while he’s at it.

He has very few belongings that aren’t work related. Outside of tools and parts, he is the exact opposite of a hoarder. He bedroom is pretty much empty.

He’d cry if his hammer ever broke. It’s his comfort item, and as much as he could easily repair it, he’s never forgive himself if even one gear was out of place. The hammer is his baby.

If this man could listen to music, it would be the grungiest, shittiest 80’s-2000’s dad rock/metal you’ve ever heard in your life. We’re talking Motley Crüe, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Metallica, Nickelback, Seether, and GOD would that man ever love TOOL, and he would insist on his life that there hasn’t been good music since that era.

Most if not all scars are caused by him being a clutz with his powers—especially when he was first learning them.

He curses out the soldats when his work is failing, in the way you would curse out a table after stubbing your toe. Wire not cooperating right? “Stupid fuckin piece of shit, work damn it!” Sparked at him? “How fucking dare you?! Get your shit together!” ……somehow, some way, it works?

Dog person. That is all.

His eyes are sensitive to light from lack of proper eyewear while welding, the shades help.

Lower lumbar issues at the very least, you cannot tell me that hard labour working motherfucker doesn’t have some kind of physical pain. If Moreau can have chronic illness, so can Heisenberg, he’s the most human of them all god damn it.

He’s actually quite pleasant to talk to, he just lacks social etiquette and has a real mean mouth, but if you can get around that…eh, he’s chill. He’s got some manners.

Has night terrors about Miranda taking him and the experiments he endured.

He can feel the Cadou moving.

Actually feels bad for village residents. He understands that they’re brainwashed/unaware, but he still automatically resents them for worshiping that bitch.

Could not handle a compliment if one was given, he’s too used to being insulted. Goes for physical touch too, he will react aggressively to even just a shoulder pat due to traumas.

Enjoys the rain.

Hates being worshipped as a lord, it makes him wildly uncomfortable if villagers bow for him or call him “Lord Heisenberg” or “My Lord”….he’d rather just be called “Heisenberg” , like a regular person.

<3 <3 <3

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I MADE THIS GIF LMAOO THIS IS SO PEAK

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Ethan and Chris playing Fortnite duos

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The Four Lords…and a 🍃💨 rotation:

(This is just a silly HC because I’ve been sick and am so bored)

• Alcina Dimitrescu- I mean.. who said that wasn’t a joint in her hand already? She’s an avid cannibis enjoyer. Dealing with a whole castle, her daughters AND Karl? Yeah. Momma needs a smoke break. She’s pretty relax when she’s high, she might raid the cellar more often due to the munchies. She doesn’t consider it unclassy to smoke, in fact she prides herself on having the best in the market.

• Karl Heisenberg- You’d think he would be able to handle a blunt but, like most things in his life, it never turns out the way he hopes. He’s either greening out or getting emotional over his Lycans doing mudane things, like sleeping like a human would. 100% taking pictures and posting it to the Lords group chat with unnecessary emojis. Alcina proceeds to take another hit because she’s tired.

• Salvatore Moreau- Fish sticks here is a stoner. Prefers bongs over blunts and spends most of his high floating in the reservoir. Of course cheese is his go to munchies snack, and likes to gossip with the fishes. Is his bong water the same water from the reservoir? Yes. Yes it is. Nasty little creature. But at least he can handle himself unlike his brother..

• Donna Beneviento- Everyone thinks she’s an innocent, naive little girl still and wouldn’t do drugs ever. LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER. She’s not only the supplier, but the only one in the village. Her gardening skills go beyond her flowers, and tweaks the strains based on the consumer’s personally. Regular cannabis doesn’t work on mutants so she had to get creative. Very chill smoker. Is she really antisocial or is she high out of her mind during those meetings? Angie on the other hand doesn’t need drugs. She’s just.. like that.

BONUS: Mother Miranda thinks it smells and is put off by it. She prefers a penjamin and only hits it if they’re Mia’s, because she’s got that fruity flavor shit like “Cosmic Banana Blast”. She’s less cold and bitchy when she’s high and will call Alcina in odd hours to gossip about the villagers.

And the Black God shakes it’s head in disappointment.

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Rose rented “Coraline” from the local library. Uh oh….

(i think someone else already had the idea of karl watching this film, but i forget who)

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might be inactive on here from now on, if any moots want to follow me on twitter it’s the same username ^^

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Say, I just wanted to say that I read your Weskerberg fic, and if I'm wrong then I'll fuck off, end of story, but it seems like it may be dropped so I was wondering if I could keep it going if you don't plans on doing so for any reason?

Hi there! I did have the whole story planned out, but I hit a roadblock and haven’t finished it yet. However I’m completely okay if you wanted to continue it! Feel free to message me if you’d like ^^

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I had a vision…

Ford would really fuck with the Resident Evil universe, methinks