swiss-rolls
swiss-rolls
friendly neighborhood pharmacist
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~life finds a way~ mostly a humor blog with a sprinkle of fandom shenanigans none of that sjw crap here I tend to post a lot of fire emblem crap so don't be surprised ~i am not a crook~
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swiss-rolls · 2 years ago
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hi i m swiss-rolls rate my new blog
hi i m swiss-rolls rate my new blog https://cutt.us/user-0bd4922f451a
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swiss-rolls · 4 years ago
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hi i am swissrolls rate my blog https://t.co/U4qRY8TqUb
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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I’m back! But with a new blog! It’s i-put-the-sad-in-sadistic 
If you still like me, follow me pls. 
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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I’m going to use this paint brush to shank you and then use your blood to paint my self-portrait
Artist me when around people I can’t stand (via swiss-rolls)
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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I getting of tumblr for a while guys. So. Indefinite hiatus. Sorry to anyone who really liked my blog.
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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i haven’t done anything but i sure could use a break
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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the best apology is changed behavior
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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I want a “just checking in” kind of love.
a “baby did you eat today?” kind of love.
a “you’re the first person I told” kind of love.
an “I gotta kiss you before you leave” kind of love
an “I love you” before we say bye kind of love.
an “I noticed that you need this so I got it for you” kind of love.
a “we’re not going to bed til we’ve made up” kind of love.
a wipe my tears away kind of love.
a nonstop joke fest until I smile again kind of love.
a goofy smile when I walk in the room kind of love.
a hold me until my panic attack passes kind of love.
a rub my back after work kind of love.
I just want to feel completely, totally, truly loved.
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial you saw I don’t cARE I like getting pointless messages
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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Is depression a symptom of senioritis?
#??
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox
teens in real life: we had math homework???
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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CA: Civil War is resolved when Iron Man finds out that Captain America’s best friend is also named James. 
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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Today I did an experiment where I didn't initiate a conversation with anyone (basically, I waited for someone else to start conversation to see if anyone actually enjoyed talking to me). No one talked to me... And the one person who did talk to me was the one person I initiate conversation with... My closest friend didn't try to talk to me... So... I'm really lonely.
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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Can we talk about how when Leo hears Garon going all “everything shall burn, both kingdoms are useless, I will destroy it all” and he’s like “gee, father’s been acting a bit odd”
so he tells Xander and he hears and he’s like “gosh brother, are you sure he’s acting strange?”
Like does Garon regularly laugh maniacally while talking of destruction or what
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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It'd be even better with Orochi and Orochi!Ophelia
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i’m sorry
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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a quick milla before class
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swiss-rolls · 9 years ago
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“Wow, I was just going to steal some of your stuff and leave, but I ended up having fun!" 
 NINA YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER, WHAT THE FUCK
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