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Chat this shit is fun as fuck, I can't believe I almost didn't fuck with time. Hey, send me numbers from the future that I can use to seed a pseudorandom number generator to generate the numbers that we send back to me to seed the generator with!
Wait, why does this message say "this is a terrible fucking idea, don't fuck with time." Huh, weird. Maybe I won't do that.
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SHIT, THE TIMESTREAM HAS BIFURCATED?! WHAT DID THE OTHER VERSION OF ME DO?!
Wait, why does this message say "this is a terrible fucking idea, don't fuck with time." Huh, weird. Maybe I won't do that.
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Well see chat now I feel like I should follow their advice and... wait, I didn't tell you what I was doing yet.
SHIT I'VE GOT TO WRITE MYSELF A MESSAGE REAL QUICK
Wait, why does this message say "this is a terrible fucking idea, don't fuck with time." Huh, weird. Maybe I won't do that.
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No, actually, you know what? Fuck that. I'm not a coward. That version of me obviously has a fucking skill issue.
We are live in 3... 2... 1... yo what's up Lancers it's ya boi Switch, and I'm currently testing out the new technology that lets me get stream chat from the future!
Wait, why does this message say "this is a terrible fucking idea, don't fuck with time." Huh, weird. Maybe I won't do that.
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Wait, why does this message say "this is a terrible fucking idea, don't fuck with time." Huh, weird. Maybe I won't do that.
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That's funny 'cause I talked to the Calendula last night and he said he didn't remember you
Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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Harrison II said the same thing
Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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I'm no longer testing out the new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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Okay chat stop sending me fucking granola bars
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Okay Lancers I'm testing a new blink technology that allows people to send food over the omninet
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