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also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group

…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough

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by  LiXin Yin

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TES: V x ST. GEORGE

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I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider.  He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face 

Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard

Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him

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WELL HELLO TUMBLR

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Queen of Peace

I did this a long,long time ago and I thought it wasn’t really good enough so that’s why I held it back. I decided to show it now because umm…screw it? 

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-SULFUR- by Maarten Verhoeven

From the travels of Abraham van Helsing a shrunken Elder spawn head.

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could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

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“The medieval taste for bright colors is well known. It was a ‘barbarous’ taste, which favored big jewels inserted into the boards of book-bindings, glowing gold objects, brightly painted sculpture, paintings covering the walls of churches and of the houses of the powerful, and the colored magic of stained glass. The almost colorless middle ages which we admire today are the work of the destruction wrought by time and of the anachronistic taste of our contemporaries. However, behind this colored phantasmagoria lay the fear of darkness and the quest for light which was salvation.”

— Jacques Le Goff, Medieval Civilization (‘64)

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In the Sun

“If there is anyone who is in the sun/ Will you help me to understand/ ‘Cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need/ Maybe you’re not even sure what it’s for/ Any more than me/”

—”In the Sun”, Peter Gabriel

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

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ser davos seaworth is a whole ass mood

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I thought we’d lost you. Almost.

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by  Artem Demura

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KONO DIO DA

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Noble by Andrew Kuzinskiy

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