swordagentwarner

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“There are bad decisions, and then there are decisions that are on the level you’re making right now.”

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Talk to my muse’s parents

Send “👩🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Mother will answer

Send “👨🏻+ Question” and my muse’s Father will answer

Send “💑+ Question” and both of my Muse’s parents will answer.

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whatisyouremergency​:

Ooo, that sounded too juicy not to explore later with Chen. That pause. Either they pulled pranks or they fucked and she needed that intel like right now. 

“You’re the only fancy rich bitches. We were the only bitches at work. We have to stick to our own kind. There are so few of us left. We’re endangered. It’s sad.” 

“You’ve got that right,” Liz said as she raised her glass. “To the bitches. May we remain them and may the next generation quake with fear when they see us.”

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whatisyouremergency​:

Joon’s mind went straight to Chen as the other bad bitch. Had she been cheating on her all these years at these events? Was as bad bitching it up with this lady at these fancy balls? Her eyes widened in realization when she figured out who she had been looking for when Joon stepped in the way. 

“You’re friends with Rebecca. Makes sense now. I’m Joon.” 

“Pleasure to meet you, Joon.” The waiter came back with Liz’s drink and she gave him a hefty tip. “We were. We grew up in the same circles and we both were dragged to events we didn’t really care for. We...had some fun together too.” 

She brought her glass up to her lips. “And I’m assuming you’re friends with her too? How’d that happen?”

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whatisyouremergency​:

“God no. I hate this rich people shit. I don’t think I’ve worn a dress in a decade.” She rolled her eyes and didn’t at all lower her voice as she talked shit about the people around her. “Nice to find another bad bitch in the crowd though.”

As the same tray passed her, Joon grabbed three of the snacks and shooed the waiter away as if to cut him off before he could tell her to only take one. She’d given wedgies to bigger people than him.

“Congratulations, you have better tastes than about ninety percent of the people in here.” A half smile formed as she listened to the woman talk. It was nice having someone around who wasn’t afraid to speak her mind. 

“Usually, there’s only two bad bitches at these things, but unfortunately, one of them has to play nice tonight,” she said, pointing towards Chen greeting a group of guests. “So I suppose our paths crossing is the universe trying to stay in balance.”

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whatisyouremergency​:

From the moment Liz spoke again Joon gave her an equally impressed and respectful look, nodding her way. When the drink was offered, however, she took a few steps closer. 

“Bold. Been a while since someone paid for my drink. Who should I made this thank you out to?” 

“Liz Warner.” Liz plucked a snack off a nearby tray that was passing by before looking back at her. “You must be new here. Most people aren’t as brave as you are to speak their mind this early into the night.”

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whatisyouremergency​:

“No. Not at all.” Joon shot a look over her shoulder, giving the woman a once over before turning back around. 

The woman’s words left Liz a little slack jawed. Not because she felt disrespected or insulted or whatever else these snobs claimed to feel whenever they didn’t get their way. She was stunned because she was impressed. 

“Fair enough,” she said to the back of the woman’s head before stopping one of the waiters. “Whiskey straight, please. And the redhead’s next drink is on my tab.”

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She had debated for days on whether or not she should go. On one hand, it would be a nice distraction from the endless amount of work she had been trudging through. On the other, her ex-girlfriend was the one running the show. Her hot ex-girlfriend. Who was totally married and with child. But...looking never hurt anyone.

Which is how she ended up in the ballroom, a strapless sequin gold gown hugging all of her best features. She caught a glimpse of Chen as she made her way in, smirking a bit at the woman. Silver and gold. An unintentional perfect pairing. She was about to go say hello to the woman when someone stepped in her way.

“Excuse me,” she said with a short tone. “Do you mind?”

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agentsterling​:

“I did.” He agreed very easily, a bit of a proud smile on his face. Maybe a hint of cockiness to it. He ordered quietly to the bartender before turning back to her.

“And let me guess, you follow through with that threat, huh?” 

A bit of a tense smile crossed her lips. Marriage wasn’t a topic of conversation she particularly enjoyed and she found herself thankful for the topic change.

“I do,” she said, looking far more confident now. “People will walk all over you if you don’t stand up for yourself every now and then. Whether it’s a work thing or a simple barstool. If you don’t fight back, no one’s going to know how much you’re willing to do.”

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adventure-archaeologist​:

Hadrian looked up, pushing his glasses up to his forehead. “My apologies, I didn’t realize. SHIELD Archaeology.” He flashed his badge in return, a warm smile dancing across his face. “I was called in to look this over, I didn’t realize this was a joint operation. Agent Hadrian C. Goswami, at your service.” He extended his hand.

She gave him a cold look, eyes briefly flashing to the badge before she shook his hand, her grip firmer than most expected from someone like her. She made a mental note to give whoever dropped the ball on communicating their joint operation a proper chewing out when she got back to base.

“Agent Warner.” Elizabeth let go of his hand and began pulling out a pair of gloves from her pocket, tilting her head towards the object she had been speaking about. “Astrobiology. That hunk of rock over there matches elements SWORD has been monitoring for months. I’d suggest not poking at it too much.” She finally gave him her attention. “Have you seen anything out of the ordinary?”

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“STOP!” Elizabeth’s voice boomed as she approached, flashing her badge as she got closer. “That item is now the property of SWORD. I need you to release it.”

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agentsterling​:

Sterling gave her an impressed smile, shot the man an apologetic look, and took the seat. 

“Damn. You remind me of my wife. That level of weaponized intimidation is impressive.” 

“Sounds like you lucked out and married well,” she said, taking another sip of her drink as she sat down. “I learned how to do it from someone a long time ago. The trick is to show with your eyes you’re willing to throw a punch if they don’t get out of the way. Most people try to avoid conflict.”

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agentsterling​:

“Ah, sorry. That’s classified. Only people who let me actually sit down have clearance. You know how it is.” 

He smirked to show he was joking, though he was willing to bargain safe intel for a seat at the bar. 

This weird little dude was actually starting to grow on her a little, which surprised her. She blamed it on the alcohol and the joke; her two weaknesses. “Well, then I guess you better find a seat.”

She turned back towards her seat and the man standing next to the open one. Without saying anything, she just gave the other man an intense stare until he awkwardly shuffled away. “There’s one,” she said, pointing at the now available stool.

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