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‘cause there’s nothing like your love to get me high

(full art on bsky)

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I finally was able to sit down and watch Sinners this evening and I’m gonna need like 24 hours to fully process it but goddamn what a film, what a cast, what a soundtrack, what a visceral use of vampirism as metaphor, holy shit it was so good.

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i'm losing it

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reach around (bsky)

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Stop giving that fictional man a big dick. It’s not that big IT’S NOT THAT BIG IT’S NOT THAT BIG

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I’m like, fine, it’s just very possible that I’m going to eat my feelings by way of a bowl of Buldak ramen and maybe try reading a book instead of numbing out with a video game. Been doing too much of that lately.

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(Low key feeling like all of my fic is embarrassingly bad rn but that’s because of the depression.)

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Mmmm thinking about taking down my one-chapter longfic attempts (I have too many) because they’re embarrassing testaments to my inability to finish anything.

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WH40K has always confused me because it releases so many novels to a fanbase I've always assumed would get mad at you if you suggested they read

the secret is realising that 40k is actually like five distinct fanbases that all absolutely refuse to associate with each other and would cause incidents if forced to interact

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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

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It’s funny that anon accused me of not self-reflecting, as if I haven’t been stuck on that message for days now and wondering if maybe I actually am just a Bad Person.

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Horny doesn't fully encompass your writer type.

You're an Oscar Wilde: elegantly horny and very gay. Looking up at the stars from the gutter. Iconic.

Hello? Hello?? Ma’am you can’t come into my inbox and just say things like this!

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Dragon Age: Inquisition | Skyhold

random scenery ~ part one (insp. 💞)

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I don’t know what sorcery Trevor Morris put into the DAI score but my god it hits every single time I listen to it.

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horny is the obvious answer for writer type but i am the only one who is brave enough to say you have a thick swirl of uwu running through your writing. the smut is tender in spite of itself!! solomorne and enid are obviously a true love pairing!!!! and you are very nice don't let anyone make you think otherwise!!!!!

Nooooo you discovered my secret!

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it's so cool when a mutual who hates everything still keeps me around. i feel like a schemey medieval court advisor with a sleazy smile.