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Okay but like. Ratatouille from Linguini’s perspective tho

You’re some broke, awkward guy in his twenties who can’t keep a job down to the point that you Know that the letter your recently dead mom wrote to her also dead famous friend’s coworker contains Something about giving you employment. So you march yourself down to this fancy restaurant, submit yourself to verbal whiplash, fork over what might’ve been the last thing your mother ever wrote, and become the lowly janitor

Fine, right? I mean, shitty day/week/month/whatever, but you aren’t picky. You have a job, so you can pay rent. Except you accidentally spill like half a pot of soup and you panic. You literally got this job like fifteen minutes ago and you already fucked up. Rent is breathing down your neck so you do the Broke Twenty Something thing where you try to use water to hide the difference, throw in some spices because you have no idea how cooking works, and hope that no one notices despite the fact that one sniff tells you you fucked it up worse.

Then a rat fixes it.

A random rat fixes it.

(You’re broke, you’re mom is dead, and you cook worse than a rat. Imagine that.)

And somehow the soup gets served to a food critic that’s apparently well respected and now you have no idea if you’re gonna be flayed alive by your new boss or given a job you are in no way qualified for. Rent is still a thing.

Then you realize the rat understands human language and knows enough body language to communicate. Then you realize you’re own body is fucking weird because this completely random rat (that you had to explain morality to because he stole some herbs from your neighbor) is controlling your limbs by tugging on your hair. Also you become lowkey famous yourself because the rat is that good a cook.

And you have to go along with it because you need money to eat and not be homeless and you need a job to get money. It hasn’t even been a week.

At least your coworkers are nice enough. You get a crush on one of them and get a crash course on cooking and working in a kitchen and sexism and oh my god like at least three of your coworkers are technically criminals aren’t they?? Also your boss gets you drunk and asks you a bunch of weird questions about pets. You only wanted a job

(The rat makes you kiss the coworker you kinda have a crush on that’s been teaching you everything. What the fuck. You probably have to explain consent to a rat now. Luckily the coworker likes you back and is okay with the kiss, but still. What the fuck)

(Also the rat now seems to have a rivalry with your new girlfriend. What the hell, rat buddy? You’re literally the reason these two are together, and also the girlfriend has been working in the food industry longer than the rat has been alive probably, she clearly knows her shit)

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the rat walks up to you with some documents about how your dead mom’s dead famous friend is your dad. Also your boss did DNA tests on you behind your back (invasive much??). Now you own an entire restaurant because of a deadline in you’re secret dead dad’s will that was like two days away from being moot.

(I dunno about y’all, but I’d need to sit down for like seventy years at this point because there’s like fifty different layers of fucked up here. You grew up without knowing your dad, then you learn you’ve been working at his restaurant. He’s famous and his face is on a bunch of frozen food dishes. Both of your parents are dead. Your mom never told you or your dad about the being related thing for some reason. Your boss did a DNA test on you. You own a restaurant and you can’t even cook. Your new pet rat somehow got this information before you and can apparently read. Your father was a famous chief, your name is literally a pasta, and you can’t even cook. It’s only been a couple months, what the hell)

Now you’re famous and the food critic they lowkey caused your secret dad’s death is after you because he has a weird vendetta going on, and also your rat (who’s like your best friend at this point let’s be real) is acting weirder than usual, but at least you have a better apartment and get to talk about how much you love your super cool and smart girlfriend in public.

Next thing you know, your rat is sneaking other rats into the kitchen, you have to explain that a rat can cook better than you, and everyone quits in the middle of the day (what the heck, one of them probably killed a guy and another was in the circus. The rat thing is weird but like. You can roll with the punches. Why can’t they??)

So while you’re like having a panic attack because of this, your rat unionized his rat friends and now the kitchen is being run by rats. What can you do? You wait tables because what the hell, you’re in way too deep at this point.

(Also, side note, Linguini totally missed out on his true calling as a professional roller skater or something. Dude’s graceless even when he isn’t being piloted by a rat, but on a set of roller skates he’s friggin amazing)

Luckily, your super smart (maybe ex?) girlfriend comes back (even if the whole rat thing is still throwing her off, but hey. It’s prolly nice to have Somebody acknowledge the weirdness of this entire thing without jumping ship). Apparently the food your rat cooks is so good that the food critic that lowkey killed your dad reevaluates his entire life, but now he wants to meet the person that made the meal. What do you do — your (maybe ex?) girlfriend is the only other human here, do you say she made it or do you show him the rat?

You decide to make this Super Important Super Harsh food critic wait hours, then you and your (probably) girlfriend have to show off how you’re weirdly drift compatible with a rat. The food critic just like. Thanks you for the meal and leaves. What do you do?

Also at some point during the night the rats kidnapped your weirdly invasive ex-boss and a health inspector. So yeah, you should probably deal with that.

Then the food critic that lowkey lead to your dad’s death writes this inspirational piece that critizes critics, tanking his own career in the process, only for the health inspector to shut down your dad’s restaurant. But okay, the now ex-food critic now takes the money he made shattering the dreams of other chiefs and invests in your rat best friend’s dreams, and now he’s kinda your friend and you work at the rat’s restaurant with your amazing girlfriend.

All this happened in only a few months. You just wanted a job.

Linguini’s a fucking champion for putting up with all this istg

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Me when I'm fixating on two fandoms at the same time:

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IMPORTANT

The Philippines has been recently struck by two very strong typhoons in the past few weeks (and another one on the way) and a lot of people have been afected by it. If you can, please pray for us and donate to some donation drives to help those in need.

Many people have been displaced and the flood has reached as far as the second floor. Please pray for us and keep us in your hearts. Thank you. I’ll try to update this post later when I find some links for places to donate..

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I only made this Tumblr to clear Up some claims about the map community but right now I feel this blog has become nearly redundant. I Guess I'll post some normal posts once in a while.

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Hoarder has said that it isnt a map Before but you guys would never listen so of course it Points out that being anti Contact is more important than being or not being a map.

As much as I hate Hoarder’s ass for many obvious reasons, let’s be fair, saying “You can believe I’m into toddlers all you want” isn’t saying “Yeah I actually am into toddlers��

That one’s up to interpretation, a lot agree with you, a lot say it’s a solid confession due to the “what matters is that I’m anti contact” part

I just include it so people can interpret it themselves

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As for Lolbiits old claim that there were map accounts on Twitter posting real cp, I legit searched Jenna, SirPedo and Bertus’ likes and reblogs for Three hours and  I saw posts dating from 2017 and still saw no real cp. I have followed over 60 map supporter/map accounts on Twitter for Three months and never got any cp in my feed.

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“Hoarder is a very, very good liar. I wish it was just a rumor- but they have been found reblogging simulated child porn, following sim cp and some real cp accounts on twitter, and they openly follow admitted child rapists and call them “ex-offenders”- and are fine with them being around children.“

And you call Hoarder a liar. I have investigated the Close to every map account hoarder was following and found nothing that could be called “real cp”. Theres also the fact that I like Hoarder and everyone else follows everyone who supports maps we can find. Maybe you were referring to an old photo probably decades old that show non sexual nudity? Also, neither I nor Hoarder can keep track on what everyone we follow does.

“As for triggering:There was a child (and many others) who were getting continuously triggered by Hoarder’s pro-rape posts (posting things quite literally saying that rapists are valid in encouragement tags, CSA tags, etc (I can get receipts) and we messaged and asked them for many weeks to please stop, as they were upsetting many people and Hoarder wouldn’t stop no matter how many times we asked. Blocking wasn’t stopping the posts from showing up either, and we told hoarder this. “

Nothing Hoarder ever wrote could be considered “pro rape”. I’m serious, I lterally read about the topic of Hoarder was Writing about in news articles, studies in google scholar, csa prevention programs like the prevention projact also had a podcast about this. 

I remember you saying what you said and I remember thinking that you know, if antis really were triggered by map positivity posts and stuff they should not browse the “antimap tag”. Not that it matters, because back when there was a separate “map positivity” tag everyone and their dog posted there and would invade both “positivity” and “antimap” tags to harass people so I and others thought that there would be no difference. Wait, you couldnt stop seeing the posts even after blocking Hoarder? Thats weird, is it because you follow people who havent blocked them? Maybe then you should get far away from map discourse then and stop following the people who reblog about maps.

“Even after this, someone who claimed to be hoarder spammed the same child with child pornography in their submissions. I can’t be 100% certain this was them, but we have good reason to believe it was.They are still following open offenders/rapists/accounts with child pornography on twitter to this day as well.”

I have seen the evidence available and it doesnt Point to Hoarder, that does not make sense. Why would someone who is supposedly trying to harass someone on anon mention people to draw more suspicion towards them? When asked if they are hoarder the account giving the harassment deactivated. This tells me its someone who tries to blame it on hoarder.

Follow does not mean support. Jewishmagpie admitted to following a terf a while back and she is not a terf.

But in this case I realize that follow does not mean activism. Since Ayden Itte probably is the ex-offender in question here’s some other folks who follow him:

The global prevention Project and two others who dont seem to be affiliated with the map Community.

The last time Hoarder interacted with someone who didnt want to they apologized and it seemed like an honest mistake. Lately antis are the one giving Hoarder Death and rape threats for triggering someone they never talked to nor knew existed.

@tru-stim

Hi, I just wanted to warn you hoarder-of-stories-23 is a pedophile who regularly reblogs your stuff- they are also known to harass and trigger minors into relapsing. You really wanna be careful about them, they’ve caused a lot of pain. Just wanted to let you since I saw you’re uncomfortable with MAPs.

I asked them, and they are not a pedophile. They are asexual. Please be careful before spreading rumors like that, they can be damaging. As for the triggering and harassing, I will ask them about that and look into the blog and such. If it’s proven true, I will talk to the other mods about this. Thank you.

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Here's the thing: neither hoarder nor the map community at large can control what individual members do. It was terrible that darkmap9/valium did offend but since predators are in every community all the community could do is report him.

If we were a MAP, there would be no reason for us to deny it on this blog. Why is everyone so convinced that MAP allies can’t exist? It would be really easy to just go along with what people think, say we’re attracted to minors ourselves, and move on. (It just wouldn’t be accurate.) What motive do you think we have for lying on this?

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who is taylor?

Are you the one harassing taylor

No.

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I dont approve of what licoricemogai said, yes, but I Think they sayd fujoshi means “nasty” instead of rotten because they thought it was synonymous.

Yeah…. no. Stupid is as stupid does, huh?

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wow, viktor-against-maps told me to dm them but they blocked me. @hoarder--of--stories

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Context: neither I nor many People in the map community even knew that the Elise system even existed, the fact that anons began showing Up accusing Hoarder of triggering someone it never talked to felt suspicious to me so I talked to Hoarder and others about My suspicious around the claims, I thought the anons were making someone Up but now I know better. Also I told hoarder that I hoped the kid was gonna recover.

Right now i don’t even give a shit about wether Hoarder is faking OSDD or not. (Yes, it has OSDD, not DID) but the claim that it is doing so in order to gain sympathy or talking points does not make sense since it has never acted like it wants to gain any sympathy from antis. In fact I like how it is completely calm and doesn’t even bother with defending itself when interacting with someone who gives death and rape threats and transphobic slurs to it.

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It did not have Conversations with others about someone faking DID.

Right now i don’t even give a shit about wether Hoarder is faking OSDD or not. (Yes, it has OSDD, not DID) but the claim that it is doing so in order to gain sympathy or talking points does not make sense since it has never acted like it wants to gain any sympathy from antis. In fact I like how it is completely calm and doesn’t even bother with defending itself when interacting with someone who gives death and rape threats and transphobic slurs to it.

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They probably did not see saying someone wasn't real as the same thing as staying someone doesnt have a condition. Because I did.

Right now i don’t even give a shit about wether Hoarder is faking OSDD or not. (Yes, it has OSDD, not DID) but the claim that it is doing so in order to gain sympathy or talking points does not make sense since it has never acted like it wants to gain any sympathy from antis. In fact I like how it is completely calm and doesn’t even bother with defending itself when interacting with someone who gives death and rape threats and transphobic slurs to it.

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Wait, the One who sent anons is Lecter because he doubted Elise was real? I did too at first because we never interacted with any person going by that Name, but now we know better. Still no idea about why that means lecter is the One unless you are saying doubting they exist means saying they dont have DID.

Right now i don’t even give a shit about wether Hoarder is faking OSDD or not. (Yes, it has OSDD, not DID) but the claim that it is doing so in order to gain sympathy or talking points does not make sense since it has never acted like it wants to gain any sympathy from antis. In fact I like how it is completely calm and doesn’t even bother with defending itself when interacting with someone who gives death and rape threats and transphobic slurs to it.

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@hoarder--of--stories Now they are saying you are “gaslighting” people by defending yourself. This is why I dont take Antis seriously.