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Can I ask what the problem is with classifying Pluto as the ninth planet?

Because it’s not. When the scientific community makes an informed decision about the classification of celestial bodies based on new information, you don’t just get to shove your fingers in your ears and ignore it because you don’t like it.

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[ ID: a black and white digital sketch of piper mclean from the shoulders up, who is resting a hand on her cheek with a bored expression. she is an indigenous teenager with short black hair, dark eyes, (implied) brown skin, as well as mild acne and various scars. she is wearing a plain t-shirt along with shell and beaded earrings. end id. ]

it’s been almost a year since i’ve last posted art so uh… take a wip…

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JUST LET ME BE.

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rating nico ships because i’m bored:

*note: this is based on my personal opinion and is not objective at all lmao

solangelo - rushed, a result of rick’s unexplained need to pair off every character, has some ableist implications in canon. unfortunately i have bad taste and still ship them. they were cute in tower of nero. 7/10

percico - BAD!!!!! get this shit OUT OF MY FACE!!!! -1/10

jasico - the cooler percico. it’s impossible for me to see them as a romantic pairing but i won’t side-eye you much if you do. 5/10

valdangelo - what might’ve been. rick knew how powerful they were and he was scared of it. 8/10

clovico - i am one of 5 people who ships this. why was clovis never brought up again nico had a FRIEND!!!!! respect for my boy clovis but also he was only there for like 3 pages. 6/10

reynico - they are both gay. -1/10

BONUS:

nico/any self-insert oc - embarrassing. but in some way i also respect your bravery. 5/10 (-5 points if the oc is a girl)

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MARK OF ATHENA PART 2

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the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

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PJO Scripts/Incorrect Quotes: pt 4

Nico: *ranting in Italian with wide hand motions*

Percy: what is he ranting about

Will: *who was trying to follow along with the little Italian he knows, but also trying to treat patients* I don't know he was talking about his dad and then death and then he switched

Nico: *still ranting*

Will: I'm pretty sure he's talking to himself but I'm happily listening

Percy: like a podcast?

Will: *nodding*

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“Frank is making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.”

— Hazel Levesque watching Home Alone. 

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Pjo characters as pinterest posts I found part 3 <333

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4 part idk

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When Piper said, ‘What’s the point of being gods if you have to rely on puny mortals to do your bidding?’ I almost bowed down and worshipped her because she was the only godess there🧎🏾‍♀️

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percy, as a joke: hey, when you go two stairs at a time, are you being more active or lazy?

annabeth:

leo:

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percy: its bEEN 5 HOURS－

leo and annabeth calculating the total muscle strain to deduce which one is harder/easier to do: na na na cant hear you

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Nico:

Me, talking about the seven:

Jercy:

Percy:

The og trio:

Leo:

Jason:

Lukercy:

The seven:

Percabeth:

Pjo + ao3 tags (part 1/???)

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Leo: Why am I here?

Jason: Because you get easily distracted

Leo: What!? When it comes to mental focus, I’m sharper than-

Jason: *silently holds up a Snickers bar*

Leo: OHH!! Thanks bro!

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My favourite pjo characters as things one of my best friends said:

Annabeth: The bite of '83 was caused by Garfield

Leo: I won't lie to you. I always wanted an inflatable house.

Nico: I am the pure-blood rat king. I have an army of sewer rats at my command.

Jason: Make a lot of small holes untill you have a bigger hole.

Reyna: Really sus for a heterosexual woman.

Percy: I dropped my rainbow pop it in the toilet this morning.

Piper: Even if you were still in your dad's testicles, nothing would keep us apart.

Will: Communist furries playing Tetris.