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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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chinese hanfu | cr: 小袖今天也要嘎猫蛋

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Tedd my beloved immortal giant house spider, with whom I have dwellt in peace these many years

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I wanna see them play Right of Spring for the crowd

I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.

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Whenever my sewing mentor ate something she didn't particularly like she'd always say "Well, I've had worse things in my mouth."

A young man decided it was time to come out to his family. 

He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen.

"Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something."

"Yes, sweety?"

"I, uh, I'm gay."

"Gay?" His heart stopped. "Does that mean you put men's things in your mouth?"

"Grandma!!!!"

"Well??"

Mortified, he muttered sheepishly, "I, uh, yeah?"

Whack! The wooden spoon found its mark. "Don't you EVER," she sternly replied, "complain about my cooking again."

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*The quote is from a poem by Song Dynasty poet 苏轼 (Su Shi), but with "old person" replaced by "man"

[eng by me]

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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

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Friday's Pride Pick: Slut 4 Guava!

Gushes of gay gilded garden glory give glitz and glam. Get in, gays: gorgeous, gorgeous girls get guava!

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Oh dang I just noticed

the background for the official product image is feathers in desaturated black and white! It's another reference to the show and the character!

okay but this tea is so perfectly the Character I can't stand it. Black tea, cherry, and star anise? A little bitterness smoothed out with the sophisticated complexity of the anise and that bright red cherry note? It's Rue. It's her in tea form! @friday-tea absolutely nailed this one

It tastes exactly like this

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headaches are the worst of the worst of the worst of the worst agree

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okay but this tea is so perfectly the Character I can't stand it. Black tea, cherry, and star anise? A little bitterness smoothed out with the sophisticated complexity of the anise and that bright red cherry note? It's Rue. It's her in tea form! @friday-tea absolutely nailed this one

It tastes exactly like this