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Gender is a performance and baby I’m the saddest clown you’ve ever seen
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YELLOWJACKETS | Season 3, Episode 8, “A Normal, Boring Life”
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shiori is the funniest character to me because the fandom make her out to be this evil mastermind hurting Juri except that everything Shiori ever does backfires on HER so really all she ever does is screw herself over while Juri is in the background crying in showers instead of getting her shit together
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the ladies call me the subjunctive mood the way I express desire, wishes, uncertainty, doubt and fear
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day
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You can tell how hungry for blood the tumblr userbase is this year by looking at how early in the month the Ides of March posts are being made
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i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her
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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"
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The Valentines Dance of Celestial Bodies 💞
get your own glimpse of space on vgen here!:)
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"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.
"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.
"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.
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