swung-4nd-m1ss3d
swung-4nd-m1ss3d
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 1 day ago
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why did I get violently attacked by my coworkers yesterday. granted, it was my birthday, but I do not appreciate it. ST0P 1T.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 4 days ago
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I hate the Foundation because why are there anomalies here. I hate anomalies. I have the recontainment team on speed dial. I have a spreadsheet of the anomalies that are tolerable in case I lose my memory so that I don't wrong someone I used to be slightly okay with.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 5 days ago
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I'm not sure I added enough red arrows. maybe I should make it clearer.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 7 days ago
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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 8 days ago
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ignore the texts from college
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?????
WHY is my shitty ex contacting me. is this what I get for not changing my personal phone number after college
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 9 days ago
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why hasn't there been a breach in a while. what are they plotting
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 10 days ago
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WHY is my shitty ex contacting me. is this what I get for not changing my personal phone number after college
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 10 days ago
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yes
can we kill clef for pride month
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 11 days ago
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I take it back, most of the women are tolerable. I just hate men.
why is everyone at this forsaken company such a weirdo. guy with three eyes. guy with butterflies. guy who never expresses emotion. guy who's being used as air con in the summer. guy who is always hiking. anyone who works in the medical wing.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 11 days ago
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why is everyone at this forsaken company such a weirdo. guy with three eyes. guy with butterflies. guy who never expresses emotion. guy who's being used as air con in the summer. guy who is always hiking. anyone who works in the medical wing.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 11 days ago
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does anyone know if they're gonna recontain that thing that shows you the person you want to see the least at any given moment or is it just free roaming now
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 11 days ago
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does anyone know if they're gonna recontain that thing that shows you the person you want to see the least at any given moment or is it just free roaming now
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 12 days ago
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none of your fits are hard. I would describe your fits as perhaps soft and wilting
@justtaurice you were in my dream last night. we went to the bottomless pit national park and I pushed you in 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 13 days ago
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@justtaurice you were in my dream last night. we went to the bottomless pit national park and I pushed you in 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 16 days ago
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thinking about how much I talk on here in comparison to the way I usually opt to silently glare at people in person. I don't even emote you're just meant to get the message
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 16 days ago
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but I was just about to throw the celebration....
sorry guys got snowed in at a log cabin for like 4 days. my boss is PISSED lol. thought i died and he needed a new guy.
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swung-4nd-m1ss3d · 19 days ago
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has 4NY0N3 seen my powder blue shirts.
why are all my powder blue shirts missing. am I going to have to go to work in white short sleeve blouses again. I haven't done that since I was 20.
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