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swynlake_spill: lmao i love when pip seville is desperate 🤭

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pipperella04: 📣📣 CALLING ALL HOT ELIGIBLE SINGLE MEN IN SWYNLAKE!!

I am launching my Prom King Campaign, but I simply cannot do it alone! That's right, I'm looking for YOU-- my future date-- to help me achieve maximum slayage and king fabulosity this 2025 season. Auditions next weekend, you will be rewarded for any props you bring ;)

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Hello Boba <3 Just wanted to drop a little note to say that Ken and I have parted ways amicably. Would appreciate the privacy while we both handle what this means for us moving forward. <3 You're the best!

Omg. AN EXCLUSIVE COMING TO MY INBOX???

Well, you heard Miss Isabela! Power couple Ken and Isa are no more! And considering Isa has elected this info herself, I believe it's very very likely she's the one who pulled the plug...

And to the rest of Swynlake... Isabela Madrigal is back on the market!!

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So did everybody decide to get engaged while I'm still sitting at home swiping right?

no no not everybody. just *ridiculous young people who do not need to get engaged nor have the money to spend on a wedding YET HERE WE ARE.

like i thought millennials gen z etc were the loneliest generations why tf are they acting like 14-year-olds in the early 19th century? i guess tony rydinger is suffering from edward cullen syndrome (he was a teen for fifty+ years) but what is ian's excuse!

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swynlake_spill: i think they had an orgy btw

kouros-herc: Girl you put WHAT in this vin????

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swynlake_spill: can u help me find a boyfriend

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whatsthesitch: new venture starting in swynlake! no case is too small or too big! need help tracking a computer hacker or need help with finding priceless heirlooms or anything else then call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me!

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swynlake_spill: YOU'RE PREGNANT???

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starburst: Currently ~ Juno 2:22 - 2:38 💕😘😈

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i saw ralph went to visit herrrrrrr

btw in case u were wondering this is about boo and I'm p sure RALPH AND MARY R DATING!!! absolutely not what I expected esp considering all the heart eyes elsa and ralph were making at each other during all those events but guess ralph was 2 much man for her huh!

...probably too much man for mary but she took it like a champ!

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swynlake_spill: OMG YAS THIRST TRAP ME DADDY

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shangtheman: haven't posted in a while. here's a few from my post jog morning routine. thinking about switching out the workout routine a little. what's everyone else's go to workout?

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boo is in the hospital with a BROKEN HIP??? LMAOOOO

wait what she is???? how did that happen? and why are you laughing? what do you know that I don't??? did isabela attack her? push her down some stairs?

HELLO SOMEONE WHO WORKS AT THE HOSPITAL GIVE ME MORE DETAILS THAN THIS...

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swynlake_spill: i am under the christmas tree. i am in your stocking. i am the cookies to your milk.

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officialdaisydoo the night before vs the morning after…

Merry christmas to everyone celebrating today!

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swynlake_spill: kissing my man how dare she!!!!!!

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singalittlesong: Simply having a wonderful christmastime 🥰🎄🎁

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swynlake_spill: now why was i not invited

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aquata_triton: so this is christmas

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swynlake_spill: now THIS!!!!!!!!!!! is couple goals!

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bobbogs60: Happy birthday to the love of my life and the lady who knows exactly how she likes her martinis. I'm a lucky man folks!!!

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swynlake_spill: isabela madrigal YOU are an outfit repeater!!! (this is a repost from MONTHS ago! A repost I say!) who do u think ur audience is huh??

swynlake_spill: break-up post coming by vday u heard it here first

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princesa.isabela: happy new year to us -- can't wait to see what the new year brings, grateful to have you in my life✨

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uhmmm??? did anyone else see isabela and copper walk off together like right before the new year? where was her bf????

OKAYYYYY FOR EXAMPLE-- ???

There are two scenarios I can see here

Isa broke up with Ken just MINUTES before midnight, realizing her feelings for copper!

Isa and Ken got into a terrible fight and Copper was there to pick up the pieces!

tbh 2 is feeling very real like. ken didn't even come to the tree lighting which everyone knows is THE romantic event of the entire year! maybe things haven't been so picture perfect for our picture perfect couple, hm???

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trouble in paradise? i saw ken leaving the acorn drop minutes before midnight--and then i saw him after midnight with mary gibbs???

ahhhh starting the new year off right -- with DRAMA!!!!!

tbh i feel like ken and mary have been like lowkey flirting for a while now. granted mary will flirt and go home with anything that moves... did she finally get her claws into isa's beau too??? not shocking for her but WHAT could have inspired this behavior from sweet loyal ken!

perhaps another ask will illuminate!

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actually i dont think there should be ANY magick owned businesses bc magicks should get a fat 10000 pound paycheck from the goverment every month as reparations

whoa we got a radical in the building!!!

i mean sure why not however i also think they should give EVERYONE 10000 pound paycheck to live in this hellish world