if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
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every once in a while i can’t help but think about how wild it is that some lesbian was like “I’m so fucking starved for representation that I don’t watch movies unless there’s at least one scene where two women aren’t talking about a man so I can pretend they’re lesbians for five seconds” and then another lesbian put that sentiment as a gag in a comic, and then straight women took it and ran with it as Official Criteria for Feminist Media and then other straight women got offended by it and now straight women just debate the merits of it back and forth forever while still ignoring lesbian representation (and lack thereof) just as much as they always did
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1950 snoopy!!!!!!!
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I am really crying rn...
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having a job is so fucked up
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(when she says she likes to be degraded) you are dust and to dust you shall return
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killing myself is not enough, I wish I never existed in the first place
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im lacking vitamin C (cuddles)
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milf (man i love fanfiction)
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“Allowing someone close to you is seriously the bravest thing a human can ever do.”
— Melly (Ambiguities)
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