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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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mutuals. kill 🪛 wait post canceled why the fuck is there a screwdriver in the suggested emojis when i say kill

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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top 10 glee characters if im honest

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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything

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Darcy: She hates me, she hates me. Nothing I can do to fix that right now. But over my dead body, she'll like Wickham.

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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

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“Em dashes are a sure-fire sign that a work is AI!”

I’m holding your hand when I say this. Where do you think AI steals em dashes from. Where does AI steal from. AI didn’t invent it. It has been stolen from Real People who use the fucking em dash—it’s a staple punctuation, ESPECIALLY high level academic writing.

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in the mornings you have to take slow steps and post quietly and reblog very carefully so you don't wake everyone else up

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Not to like dox myself? or anything but I just put honey dill sauce on my mozza sticks and it was pretty good

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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