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Birthday tweets. [x, x, x, x, x, x, x]

Peterick tweets, 14/25

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I really deeply hate how the correct statement "using man-hating as a cover for transmisogyny is awful and you need to be able to recognize when that's being used as a dogwhistle" has somehow evolved into "misandry is real and that's why terfs are wrong" like no I don't think it is. Can we please retire Not All Men I can't do this

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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something really beautiful about finding some extremely taboo piece of erotica & recognizing that the author is like, a person with aesthetic tastes? like they put jokes in, they're horny but they have a story to tell, something something the indominable spirit of the artist

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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

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need this

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do u think the baby is going to grow out of looking so exhausted and decrepit, in a way not unlike Yoda from Star Wars, or is that just what devon rexes look like sometimes? (written with extreme affectionate towards this new little beast)

well to answer that, let's look at his mother

and his father - who I owe an apology to! this is a complete tangent, but I thought the other stud at the cattery had cucked him, because Belphegor has white spotting but neither of his parents do. which is genetically impossible (it's a co-dominant, not a recessive, meaning it would always be visible)

but those bat ears of his father, with their notched flanges, are so weird and distinctive! you can see that Belphegor has them, and nearly all of his littermates do too

SO NOW I'm thinking, the father has to have some white spotting that just isn't visible in his photo! right? like a white tail-tip, or a single white toe on his back foot, or maybe a locket on his chest? I've become an ear truther

but what was the original ask, I got completely distracted by the cuckoldry speculation. oh yeah, aging, yeah I think Belphegor will grow up to look noble and beautiful like his mother and his (maybe) father

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Ota Shrine 大田神社

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Customer: PHARSE DMV: HOSTILE- HURTING; HURTIN current Verdict: ACCEPTED

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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her happiness is more important than anything

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?

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Dolby 1998 | Dan Christensen