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[sygneth]

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)

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aaaaaand yall convinced me

I am considering making part 2. of the Holmes/Trevor comic.... The brainrot is real

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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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Comfortable being sat on by his large wife

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Putting them in situations.

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I am considering making part 2. of the Holmes/Trevor comic.... The brainrot is real

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This may sound mean, but...

If you send me an ask containing links to Good Omens fan fiction you think I should read, I'll delete it. Do it again and I'll (regretfully) block you. This is a general blanket sort of thing -- I don't want to read it, legally I can't read it, no I won't make it into the next series, and, no matter how pure your motives, it's crossing a line.

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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

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I don't know if you can call it a Collab but I was talking with @blistering-typhoons about how she should write about Watson giving Holmes his coat and then I was like wait I should draw Watson and Holmes sharing a coat so here we are. I have not read the fic yet but this drawing will be based on her fic which is why they're in a dilapidated house.

[ID: a digital drawing of Holmes and Watson sitting underneath a greatcoat that Holmes is holding over both of their heads. They're sitting on the floor of a dilapidated cottage with dead leaves around them and the wallpaper peeling off the wall, as well as a few raindrops falling around them and onto the greatcoat. /End ID]

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it's alright with you

“Rotten sort of day, eh Watson?”, Holmes remarks as they stare into the flames, listening to the horrible, whistling wind. “I’ll say. I’ve never known a storm such as this in England before. It’s downright unnatural.”

@angryducktimemachine pitched this idea to me as i was complaining about my weather (again) and it consumed me until it was done- and he drew some art for it too! very productive friday all in all :>

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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn

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person who takes the majority of hits for their team, not because they're necessarily more durable than the rest of them, but because they think they deserve it more

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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me: *sips drink* wow this is bad

friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad

friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible

friend 3: hey what's going on here

me: my drink is bad

friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad

friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad

friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?