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this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.
Slurp on my ‘gurt.
Cause you know its purp.
Put me in the dirt.
Put me in a shirt.
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how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house
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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:
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using TEchonology and "Apps", i have started production of half-life 3
#I’ve been thinking about this one lately#favourites#HEY. what the hells wrong with your hAzardous pEnis
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can mutuals DM you?
Mutuals can throw me into a ceiling fan
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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest
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ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
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