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ah of course, i just got really lucky

HOW DID YOU FUCK UP WITH THIS MUCH ENERGY

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HOW DID YOU FUCK UP WITH THIS MUCH ENERGY

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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live

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call my pussy fort bragg the way active duty military personnel keep dying inside it under mysterious circumstances.

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?

jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body "ironically"

jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique

jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish -- but the line between these things is not as clearly drawn as some might wish

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catnip break

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Summer 2025 stream illustration

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They have pup cups at celadon department store now

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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject

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山の日咲夜さん by 東天紅 [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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monday