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Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

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Yes I AM cranky because I received NO PROPHETIC DREAMS to help me on my quest.

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Alarm cock is this anything

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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Motivational Mike Monday

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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

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we won

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instead of speed bumps lets make speed ramps and u have to be going fast enough to hit the ramp and make it over the crocodile moat

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Dropped a small potato n started crying how’s everyone else doin tonight

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the cucks have unionized

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im not gay but 20 blueberries is 20 blueberries

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if i answer wrong theyll fucking kill me

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Ohhhhhj so the childhood self doesn't disappear forever they come back as a ghost when you are struggling to break into adulthood and sit with you during your lunch break so you're not alone. Alright