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careful! if we start imprisoning murderers then bad people might call you a murderer to get you imprisoned! clearly the only solution is to presume that no one is a murderer, including Murder McJones, the proud murderer who often brags about murdering people. that’s strange there’s less people in this village than there used to be

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what if we meet intelligent alien life out there but the novelty eventually wears off and we’re back to “i wonder if we’re alone in the universe or if there’s more than just humans and galorphasians”

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mcdonalds honey bustard pickled sea fuck meal

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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finally realized what was so familiar about these two

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This song fucking rules. Mongolian women are so cool.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

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random but, I wish ADHD was taken more seriously this shit is debilitating at times

calling it a "normie disorder" (which I've seen or heard) is so insulting knowing how many of my friends and probably myself can't even function at times due to the disorder.