sylvanhedonist
fat fag 😎
-🔞❗️🔞❗️🔞-C4SHAPP - £sylvanhedonisthey, I’m sylvan!! he/she/they, early twenties, hedonistic feedist, latino transmasc fagdyke, notorious lover of butches, studs, and hot guys 😼⬇️ stats ⬇️SW: 170lbs | CW: 214 | GW: 230 total chairs broken: 5total times I’ve broken my bed: 4pls tease me! you can be mean ;)I have an irrational fear of messaging people so I likely won’t reply to DMs, at least not quickly (thanks for sending them t
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#I got high as fuck yesterday and ravenously scranned some bowls of ramen#as I type this is sit on the shitter at work recovering from said bowls
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POV your fat gf developed an ice cream addiction and kinda *grew* to like the effects it has on her waistline
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honestly if you dont have some type of cringe-ass autism-induced deviantart-tier fetish you arent truly living life
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God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees
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when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
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I am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual
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Second lunch haver (She couldn't decide who to meet up with)
Second lunch haver (She's just a fatass)
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