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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

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i really think this tweet is onto something

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how’s the senate meeting going

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children in christmas movies: 🥹 all i really want for Christmas is for mommy and daddy to stop fighting so we can be a family again 🥰

every kid with dysfunction families I've known since birth: i wish my parents would get FUCKING DIVORCED

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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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Oh no, a plan I had today was cancelled, now I have to allocate that block of time to something else but it has Plan Residue all over it, fuck,

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Tbh I don't care about the Odyssey discourse but I saw one tweet where they're like "convenient that they would have a guy who goes on an Odyssey named Odysseus" it was my favorite tweet about the whole thing

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Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

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among us is the latest joke to enter what i call "joke orbit." it was one of few modern memes that gathered enough force to remain alive throughout the period where everyone fucking hated it for being overdone. and now it's back to being funny, simply by virtue of its refusal to die. it is a self-propogated meme now. like a satellite stabilizing in the outer edges of the planet's atmosphere, among us has established itself in our collective subconscious. it's probably never going to fully die, like how our perception of the shrek movies will never really go back to normal and how we look so fondly on rickrolling

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do we think the pope saw Conclave?

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Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

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