sylvleon

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this is my first and probably only deltarune fanart please enjoy it

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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artfight has once again snuck up on me... well here's the ref for the guy i will post about one of these days

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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who this healing fridge think he is?🙄

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finished chapter 3 today

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my dream tonight will be that every american military base on foreign soil implodes and collapses and never returns again

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got denied both my options for days off and i dont even get a break so what if i just quit

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Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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Deathbed Mario: im-a so tired.

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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new bigtop burger

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i'm an idol, i ain't a fake!

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thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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