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i feel like there’s a lot of goodness in me, 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 , but i can’t get it out of me. i can’t give it to the world. 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬. 𝒊’𝒎 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒐. i make things in my mind, but i can’t get them into the world. i can’t get past this. it’s like a trap. like the world won’t see the real me. ( 𝚘𝚑, 𝚗𝚘, 𝚒 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎. 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍. ) i have ideas. online could be more. it could be more than just inside bullshit for 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗌. 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗹. you could live your life there. it would change everything, i promise you. the world we live in now is going to look like the stone age. all these people with their things. ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪs ᴅᴇᴀᴅ. a pathway is being built. a way out, into 𝗮 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻. a shared consciousness. 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐔𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐓.
#listen . when i said this is a friends only multi and sporadic activity i meant it#joe literally has my brain in a chokehold 24/7 i cannot escape this man#he is my main blog and even if im not writing on him im lurking and joeposting#so . if ur not following me here maybe u should#<3 obvi knowledge of his canon is SO unnecessary i will tell u everything#treat him like hes my oc <3#self p.
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i literally logged in just to say that if ur a straight white man & u tell me tarantino is ur favourite director or the departed is ur favourite film that is a red flag & u need to leave but me as a queer woman has every right to write cliff booth & billy costigan thank u
#a man: i like tarant-#me: ew gross.#me writing cliff booth: hehehe stuntman go brrrrr#the departed is not in any way shape or form as big a red flag as tarantula#... depending on their favourite character that is :/
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no one asked, but this is basically how i view stella. her skin is super pale, her hair is so platinum it’s basically white, her eyes are a crystal blue, & she’s almost always dressed just in white ( or pops of black with gold / silver accessories ). if you’re a normal human you probably might think she has albinism, but if you’re not human . . . you can probably tell she isn’t, either. there’s a constant soft glow that emanates from her, & she smells naturally of rum & raspberries.
#her makeup is minimal and basically just diamond-esque highlighter and white eyeliner#STELLA.#i just - shes so important to me#even tho ik she's not easy to write with :/
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young royals ( 2021 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from netflix’s swedish ya drama. non-contextual spoilers. trigger warning for mentions of sexual activity, drugs, alcohol, death, implied internalised homophobia, bullying. alter as you see fit ♡
“at least you can stay for a cup of coffee?”
“hey, wait up. did you sleep together?”
“he’s probably making out with someone. forget it.”
“i can’t take it anymore.”
“what are you doing?”
“and he had to finish your sentence. what’s going on? you like him.”
“every time you see your dad, you get all depressed.”
“you’re still here, so obviously you must want something.”
“are you high? what the hell are you on?”
“does this make you horny?”
“i like [town name], but i don’t want to live here forever.”
“you can leave now. go home. i’m staying here for the weekend.”
“do you want chocolate?”
“how do you feel?”
“it’s kind of hard to tell them apart, you know.”
“you’re a worthless drunk.”
“you … you need to figure out what you want. and you can take all the time you need. and i respect that. but you have to do it by yourself. i don’t want to be anyone’s secret.”
“you have to stop pretending that you’re not afraid.”
“that’s the thing, i just don’t want that.”
“it’s something new. something fresh.”
“can we talk privately for a minute?”
“and if anyone gives you a hard time, you know, just let me know, and i’ll take care of it.”
“you do know you don’t need to hide?”
“are you gonna let us in?”
“promise to let me know if there’s anything i can do.”
“hey, we won’t go blind from your moonshine, right?”
“i’m just getting a good vibe. that’s all.”
“you’re so fucking pathetic.”
“you realize that this will have consequences?”
“he’s such a fucking idiot.”
“i wanted us to have a few minutes alone.”
“when you’re young, love feels like the most important thing in the world.”
“i really like you.”
“felt like i had to rescue you from that situation.”
“it got so damn hot in there, i thought i’d get some fresh air.”
“you are allowed your own opinions. it’s cool.”
“i’ve seen the way you look at each other.”
“here, this one is a little big for me, but i think it’ll look great on you.”
“do you think royal dick is different than regular?”
“you’re the only one here i feel i can actually talk to.”
“i haven’t heard anything yet, but i’ll tell you as soon as i do.”
“you can’t just lie here jerking off.”
“i don’t want to go to some fucking boarding school!”
“i’ve missed this place so much.”
“are you going to horror movie night on friday?”
“but i like you. and that is not fake.”
“you don’t need to share everything.”
“we should go to a concert again sometime.”
“you’re fucking crazy!”
“where have you been? i’ve been trying to reach you.”
“just don’t use the school’s wi-fi for porn surfing. could be embarrassing.”
“but no matter what, they can’t dictate what you say.”
“sorry about last night.”
“i don’t want to talk to you!”
“i don’t wanna sound like an idiot.”
“i was thinking, would you like to have a sleepover at my place? because that’s something friends do. it’s going to be really cozy.”
“i think maybe we should forget about that.”
“you can’t really see that it is you.”
“i mean, it could be anyone. it’s so fucking stupid.”
“i don’t want to say anything.”
“now you’re doing it again. you’re trying to take care of me.”
“i can take it, it’s okay.”
“that’s not true. i haven’t spoken to my parents.”
“we haven’t done anything wrong.”
“you’re beautiful! you’re so beautiful.”
“i’m gay, [name].”
“seriously? what the fuck is your problem?”
“you keep letting people piss on you!”
“i just assumed you didn’t want special treatment.”
“keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
“so you thought you’d start spreading false rumours without having any proof?”
“i just didn’t want to lose you.”
“uh, there’s pizza left if you want some.”
“everybody thinks you’re perfect. you know that, right?”
“he’s just been outed.”
“i’m going to fuck this up.”
“he bloody ruined my fucking life!”
“why are you sitting in your room sulking when you have a crush to hang out with?”
“hi. sorry, i was feeling a bit better. so i thought it was okay that i hung out with some friends.”
“everyone should be allowed to live as gay or straight or whatever they want.”
“i woke up in my own bed. that’s always something.”
“could i just have one second? just one second alone, please?”
“i’m sorry. but it was, like, the only way.”
“i thought, everyone deserves a second chance.”
“i’m sorry about the mess. i wasn’t expecting such distinguished company.”
“i just don’t want you to be treated badly again.”
“oh, fuck.”
“you don’t even… aren’t you even gonna answer me?”
“i didn’t know that one was supposed to sign up.”
“in real life, you don’t pay to get ahead.”
“and what the fuck does your dad do?”
“let’s try to have some table manners.”
“it’s, like, really serious.”
“who the hell can live like this for three fucking years?”
“that’s what happens when you buy the cheap ones.”
“i need your help with something. ”
“being a prince is not a punishment, but a privilege.”
“it’s awesome to just chill out.”
“or maybe he lied about that too. what do i know?”
“you have to give people a chance.”
“you have to try to see it from my perspective.”
“what the hell’s this?”
“what happened to “we should forget about it”?”
“stop being so fucking stubborn and try to understand my situation.”
“sometimes it’s better not to say everything.”
“i was just bored.”
“have you ever had a boyfriend?”
“sometimes it’s better to keep quiet.”
“can i get you some coffee?”
“nobody else cares about these things.”
“i lost track of time.”
“everybody does the same things and everybody knows everybody.”
“thanks for rescuing me yesterday.”
“remember when he came up to us the first week and was like, “what’s up?"”
“i need you to delete all our texts.”
“i can’t keep doing this anymore.”
“are you gonna let them go on with their bullshit?”
“i want to be with you.”
“here’s a blanket, a pillow, and bed sheets. there you go.”
“okay, yeah. you don’t seem to have grasped what i’m trying to say.”
“it’s usually boring as hell.”
“he’s been dealing to us for months.”
“i don’t want to talk to him.”
“don’t you wanna date [name] anymore?”
“i don’t know why he’s started texting me again. he knows i don’t want anything to do with him.”
“yeah, we had a shitload of drugs.”
“we could murder someone, and nobody would say a word.”
“she needs some fun.”
“he’s just doing it to fuck with me.”
“it’s such a weird question.”
“i just wanted to say hi. i don’t believe we’ve met. ”
“but i still want us to be friends.”
“if i were to stay here… would you… like to keep me company? just you and me.”
“everything’s, like, upside down now.”
“have you always lived here?”
“damn it. sorry. shit. i completely forgot.”
“i’m sure someone has a story to tell.”
“you’ve got to put yourself first. i mean, no matter what he thinks about it.”
“come on! you can’t just sit there stuck in your room.”
“you can snuggle up in my safe arms if it gets scary.”
“i want to live a normal life.”
“let me have a look. you can hardly see it.”
“any other dick that’s been sucked?”
“you just expect everything to be on your terms.”
“i want to know everything!”
“you don’t have to go there. i’ll take care of myself.”
“has anyone ever told you how pretty you are?”
“i’ll just stay in and go to bed early.”
“thanks for explaining the schedule.”
“i’d rather die.”
“i don’t want you to be mad.”
“promise to tell me if something is wrong.”
“i can’t be dressed like this if you’re dressed like that.”
“it’s really complicated.”
“it feels like you don’t care what people think about you, or if you have a lot of friends and stuff.”
“nobody asked you to come. feel free to leave if you want.”
“well, nobody has ever, ever asked for this!”
“there isn’t so much to do around here.”
“you’ve become such a snob.”
“i know you’re only trying to help me.”
“do you like it here?”
“i don’t wanna go in there. we’re not even invited. fuck this.”
“don’t you think it’s weird [name] invited us to come?”
“if they hadn’t been here, would you’ve, uh, made out with me?”
“so, you’re an actual proper couple now?”
“you’re thinking about someone else.”
“you’re right. we’re doing this together.”
“thanks… for nothing.”
“why are you even so obsessed with him?”
“i want you to hold me.”
“call me when you want to be picked up.”
“what the fuck do you care?”
“i don’t think we’re a couple or anything. i don’t know what it is.”
“you never asked me!”
“your focus should be on comforting me so that i can comfort him.”
“it’s not that hard. you have to be able to keep up appearances.”
“famous people make videos like that.”
“maybe somebody forgot to tell me, as usual.”
“just make a move on [name] and show him what you want.”
“you wanna stay a while and jam?”
“have you talked to your parents about it?”
“a diverse bunch of losers, who’ll never amount to anything.”
“why can’t i decide how the hell i want to live?”
“apparently, i’m the only one who doesn’t know everybody.”
“i used to have straight a’s on every test.”
“it will damage our reputation.”
“i’m fucking starving.”
“why is it called tax "evasion” but welfare “scam”? it’s all right that rich people cheat, but when poor people do it, it’s messed up. for rich people, it’s not even called “welfare”, it’s called "deduction."”
“what the fuck is rowing?”
“what the hell have you done, [name]?”
“good voice, man.”
“why can’t i just have a relationship with him?”
“did you have fun last friday?”
“all the people are fake. they’re made out of metal.”
what do you want me to say? i’m sorry!”
“is this some kind of prank?”
“i like you when you are yourself!”
“but you like him, don’t you?”
“she shouldn’t talk to you like that.”
“are you into him?”
“something’s not right, i think we should head back to the road.”
“do you have trouble sleeping?”
“doesn’t anyone care what i want?”
“just don’t tell anyone that i’ve been here.”
“i was going to text you back, but…”
“your only mistake was that you hung out with the wrong kind of people.”
“i just wanted to help.”
“i know you’ll use anything to get high or drunk.”
“it’s time to stop being so selfish.”
“i just want my fucking money.”
“you should’ve planned ahead. didn’t you bring a sandwich?”
“who the fuck wants to be normal anyway?”
“you fucking told me you were the one i could always come to!”
“i take it back.”
“i can see there’s something going on.”
“i have to finish getting ready, so if you could please leave.”
“no one likes me when i’m myself.”
“i hope you have a nice christmas.”
“i’m gonna do the wrong things, say the wrong things.”
“my mom is gonna kill me.”
“do you remember what you said to me last night?”
“i cannot be dragged into this.”
“i like you too.”
“you’re no longer a part of my family.”
“it’s well-suited for smaller people.”
“i assume that he thought that it would make him popular.”
“i didn’t ask for this!”
“it’s no problem. i like doing it.”
“it feels like i’m gonna throw up.”
“don’t i get any breakfast?”
“whatever i do, i can’t do anything right.”
“we haven’t been to any party whatsoever.”
“did you get my texts?”
“i think it sounds romantic.”
“uh, wait, you have to come to the horror movie night on friday.”
“i liked what you said in there, [name].”
“okay, maybe he used to be a player, but love can actually change you.”
“it’s nice to make an effort and dress up for dinner.”
“i’m in a fucked-up situation and i’m trying to talk to you.”
“you don’t understand. i was gonna pay it.”
“you’re not that kind of guy.”
“i was about to go outside and, um, do you wanna come with?”
“what about me?”
“it was… okay, i guess.”
“can i sit with you?”
“you call this a scary movie?”
“i have a million things to take care of, i don’t have time to talk to you.”
“have you lost it completely?”
“but i’m starving.”
“this past year has been difficult for me.”
“i don’t get it. she’s making it into such a big deal.”
“no, this won’t work. just take it off, please.”
“i’m not like that.”
“fuck you. it’s not a crush.”
“then i know that i can’t count on you.”
“can’t you come see me in [town] sometime?”
“it’s just that we can’t be seen together.”
“he was still sleeping when i walked in.”
“doesn’t bother me at all. i’ve seen it. absolutely. 100%.”
“[name] is really getting on my nerves! seriously.”
“i want us to be friends again.”
“i thought you and [name] were friends.”
“make sure you check your dms. okay?”
“you think it’s fun to fuck with people like me?”
“never spend money you don’t have. okay?”
“you think i’m stupid?”
“this sucks.”
“how nice to see some smiles.”
“this isn’t just about me, but my entire family.”
“i’m going to marry her.”
“are you threatening me?”
“don’t you realize the shit storm that follows if i come out?”
“i don’t want you to talking to her.”
“remember what we saw during movie night? when they sat next to each other?”
“i love you.”
“i just want to hang out with you.”
"there’s no point in having a back-up if you never use it.”
“pretend i’m saying something clever.”
“how’s [name]? he must be totally devastated.”
“what do you think they think we’re talking about?”
“everything is fake. everything in the world is fake.”
“[name] is dead.”
“it just wasn’t what i thought it would be like.”
“since when did you start liking him for real?”
“what a fucking douchebag. god!”
“what the hell are you saying? chill out!”
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i just think it’s sexy of someone wrongfully imprisoned for thirteen years to escape prison, become super wealthy & the envy of his peers as his alter ego, & exacts his revenge by , yk , basically being a good person & letting the shit ppl ruin themselves
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me after doing some impulsive shit that i know im gonna regret later: its called being spontaneous
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* geralt of rivia
WHEN HE LOOKS OVER THE LIP OF HIS ALE, GERALT’S AMBER EYES ARE DULLED WITH TIRED EXASPERATION. again and again, he asks himself why he continuously allows himself to be drawn into the bard’s dramatics, and yet always, inevitably, they wind up here, at the shit end of one of jaskier’s half-baked plans - or the result of his RASH actions. ( and here’s geralt, mighty witcher, tidying up after the messes of a singer he’d never asked to follow him in the first place. ) ❝ jaskier, ❞ he grumbles warningly, setting his ale down on the table in front of him with a little more FORCE than usual. he knows where this is going. the bard owes someone. ❝ I do not exist to disappear your debts. ❞ / @symptomatiq ( jaskier ) . sc.
❛ geralt. ❜ same tactic, vastly different tone. whilst geralt’s jaskier may sound like shut up to those in the know ( namely jaskier himself ), jaskier’s geralt sounds more like a please than it does a name. there’s a warm hopefulness in it, too -- something to counteract ( or perhaps emphasise ) the quiet pleading in his tone. the bard’s smile does not waver as he places his hands palm-down upon the table top, leaning forward ever so slightly. jaskier is warm, pleasant, amicable - & perhaps a little desperately in need of the witcher’s help. AGAIN. ❛ c’mon geralt. what are friends for if not to help one another in their times of need ? you know i would do the same for you if you - well, not the same, obviously, because you - the point is : friends help each other. a you scratch my back, i scratch yours agreement of sorts. except for maybe the murderous connotations that saying has a lot of the time. ❜ he pauses, sizing the witcher up, trying to read him. EVEN AFTER ALL THIS TIME - IT’S FUCKING NIGH-IMPOSSIBLE. ❛ just this once ? i’ll even buy you a drink. ❜
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"i could fix him" yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don't like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and ive decided they're funny
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a hundred kissing prompts
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“ just kiss me. ”
“ i really want to kiss you right now. “
“ forgive me with a kiss? “
“ give me a smooch. “
“ you’re mine. “ “ so come kiss me. “
“ maybe if you kiss me, i’ll do the dishes. “
“ i’m here for business — not pleasure. “
“ so you don’t want me to kiss you? “
“ i could kiss you for hours. “
“ how about a good night kiss? “
“ you may now kiss your fiancée. “
“ we should practice for our wedding day. “
“ you, me, bed, now. “
“ i want our first kiss to be special. “
“ you didn’t kiss me good night last night. “
“ we forgot our good morning kiss. “
“ i forgot to kiss you good morning, so i’m doing it now. “
“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “
“ kiss me, i’m miserable. “
“ who was your first kiss? “
“ did you pay the bills? “ “ yes — where’s my kiss? “
“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “
“ you’re a great kisser. “
“ you’ve never made out with yourself in the mirror? “ “ …what? “
“ can i get another one? “
“ every time you kiss me, i swear i fall even more in love with you. “
“ i haven’t mastered the art of kissing yet. “
“ wanna practice? “
“ you’re a great kisser... is there an award for that? “
“ kiss the pain away. “
“ your lips on mine and i'm home. “
“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “
“ if i were to kiss someone, it would be you. “
“ you’re irresistible. ”
“ with your lips on mine there's less bullshit coming out of it, so i guess there's that. “
“ you’ve got great lips. ” “ thank you? “
“ kiss me again — but don’t stop this time. “
“ i love it when you kiss me. “
“ your kisses mean the world to me. “
“ i want you to kiss me. for real, this time. “
“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “
“ if you kiss me, we’re not getting out of bed today… “
“ you kissed me last night. “ “ and you didn't stop me. “
“ no more kisses! i need to get ready for work. “
“ you’re not much for kisses, are you? “
“ i really want to kiss you. “
“ it’s cute, this thing you’re doing. “ [being nervous over their first kiss]
“ you've never been kissed before? “
“ you’re going to have to guide me through this. “
“ do i just... close my eyes and lean in? “
“ you're just, really cute, and i don't want you to be disappointed... “
“ if you're not ready for a kiss, that's okay. “
“ guess there's some pressure for you too, isn't there? you know, being my first kiss and all... “
“ i want our first kiss to be special. “
“ one day, i'm going to kiss you, and it's going to be magical. “
“ i kissed you. “ “ i know, i... was there. “
“ kiss me again. “
“ you just can't help yourself, can you? “
“ you’re just… you know, i really want our first kiss to be special. “
“ i've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “
“ it's just an innocent kiss. “
“ we're friends, right? friends kiss each other all the time. “
“ people kiss each other all the time, doesn't mean there's feelings involved. “
“ i'm sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “
“ you mean, you, and me? kissing? “
“ you've seriously never thought about [us kissing each other]? “ “ maybe once or twice. “
“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can’t say it never crossed my mind. “
“ let’s just… kiss to see what it’s like. “
“ fuck it. get over here. let’s do it. “
“ it’s just an innocent kiss. it’s not like it means anything. “
“ when you kissed me... it's like my soul got set on fire. “
“ i've heard great things about you. so naturally... i'm a little curious. “
“ it’s not like i’ve thought about kissing you, or anything… “
“ you’re really good at this, you know. “
“ all i want to do is kiss you, all day. every day. “
“ i’ve never kissed anyone before. “
“ you said you’ve never kissed anyone before. i’m planning on changing that. “
“ well, if anybody were to kiss me… i would want that person to be you. “
“ you just can't get enough of me, can you? “
“ and right now... i think you should kiss me. “
“ are you sure you’re ready for this? “ “ i've been ready. “
“ don't make this weird. “ “ but... you haven't been kissed before. “
“ kiss me like you mean it. “
“ kisses aren't necessary. we can stick to hugs and hand holding. “
“ i’ll kiss you right now to prove that i don’t feel anything for you. “
“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn't. “ “ you were literally all over me. “
“ i’ve been wanting to do that for a while. ”
“ did you just kiss me? “
“ you're full of shit if you think that kiss didn't mean anything. “
“ did we just... kiss? “
“ your kiss already proved it. “
“ shit... i didn't mean to do that. “ you didn't mean to kiss me? “
“ kiss me, and don't let go. “
“ you're not gonna kiss me. “
“ kiss me and you'll find out. “
“ you don't have to kiss me if you don't want to. “
“ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “
“ you shouldn't kiss me right now. “
“ don't speak, just... kiss me. “
“ come kiss me. “
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— Ilya Kaminsky, Deaf Republic
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breaking in to My Wife's hexed and cursed weekly planner that poisons me and torments me with visions when i prise open its lock to leave little love notes for her in glittery pink gel pen
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a hundred kissing prompts
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“ just kiss me. ”
“ i really want to kiss you right now. “
“ forgive me with a kiss? “
“ give me a smooch. “
“ you’re mine. “ “ so come kiss me. “
“ maybe if you kiss me, i’ll do the dishes. “
“ i’m here for business — not pleasure. “
“ so you don’t want me to kiss you? “
“ i could kiss you for hours. “
“ how about a good night kiss? “
“ you may now kiss your fiancée. “
“ we should practice for our wedding day. “
“ you, me, bed, now. “
“ i want our first kiss to be special. “
“ you didn’t kiss me good night last night. “
“ we forgot our good morning kiss. “
“ i forgot to kiss you good morning, so i’m doing it now. “
“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “
“ kiss me, i’m miserable. “
“ who was your first kiss? “
“ did you pay the bills? “ “ yes — where’s my kiss? “
“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “
“ you’re a great kisser. “
“ you’ve never made out with yourself in the mirror? “ “ …what? “
“ can i get another one? “
“ every time you kiss me, i swear i fall even more in love with you. “
“ i haven’t mastered the art of kissing yet. “
“ wanna practice? “
“ you’re a great kisser... is there an award for that? “
“ kiss the pain away. “
“ your lips on mine and i'm home. “
“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “
“ if i were to kiss someone, it would be you. “
“ you’re irresistible. ”
“ with your lips on mine there's less bullshit coming out of it, so i guess there's that. “
“ you’ve got great lips. ” “ thank you? “
“ kiss me again — but don’t stop this time. “
“ i love it when you kiss me. “
“ your kisses mean the world to me. “
“ i want you to kiss me. for real, this time. “
“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “
“ if you kiss me, we’re not getting out of bed today… “
“ you kissed me last night. “ “ and you didn't stop me. “
“ no more kisses! i need to get ready for work. “
“ you’re not much for kisses, are you? “
“ i really want to kiss you. “
“ it’s cute, this thing you’re doing. “ [being nervous over their first kiss]
“ you've never been kissed before? “
“ you’re going to have to guide me through this. “
“ do i just... close my eyes and lean in? “
“ you're just, really cute, and i don't want you to be disappointed... “
“ if you're not ready for a kiss, that's okay. “
“ guess there's some pressure for you too, isn't there? you know, being my first kiss and all... “
“ i want our first kiss to be special. “
“ one day, i'm going to kiss you, and it's going to be magical. “
“ i kissed you. “ “ i know, i... was there. “
“ kiss me again. “
“ you just can't help yourself, can you? “
“ you’re just… you know, i really want our first kiss to be special. “
“ i've always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “
“ it's just an innocent kiss. “
“ we're friends, right? friends kiss each other all the time. “
“ people kiss each other all the time, doesn't mean there's feelings involved. “
“ i'm sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “
“ you mean, you, and me? kissing? “
“ you've seriously never thought about [us kissing each other]? “ “ maybe once or twice. “
“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can’t say it never crossed my mind. “
“ let’s just… kiss to see what it’s like. “
“ fuck it. get over here. let’s do it. “
“ it’s just an innocent kiss. it’s not like it means anything. “
“ when you kissed me... it's like my soul got set on fire. “
“ i've heard great things about you. so naturally... i'm a little curious. “
“ it’s not like i’ve thought about kissing you, or anything… “
“ you’re really good at this, you know. “
“ all i want to do is kiss you, all day. every day. “
“ i’ve never kissed anyone before. “
“ you said you’ve never kissed anyone before. i’m planning on changing that. “
“ well, if anybody were to kiss me… i would want that person to be you. “
“ you just can't get enough of me, can you? “
“ and right now... i think you should kiss me. “
“ are you sure you’re ready for this? “ “ i've been ready. “
“ don't make this weird. “ “ but... you haven't been kissed before. “
“ kiss me like you mean it. “
“ kisses aren't necessary. we can stick to hugs and hand holding. “
“ i’ll kiss you right now to prove that i don’t feel anything for you. “
“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn't. “ “ you were literally all over me. “
“ i’ve been wanting to do that for a while. ”
“ did you just kiss me? “
“ you're full of shit if you think that kiss didn't mean anything. “
“ did we just... kiss? “
“ your kiss already proved it. “
“ shit... i didn't mean to do that. “ you didn't mean to kiss me? “
“ kiss me, and don't let go. “
“ you're not gonna kiss me. “
“ kiss me and you'll find out. “
“ you don't have to kiss me if you don't want to. “
“ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “
“ you shouldn't kiss me right now. “
“ don't speak, just... kiss me. “
“ come kiss me. “
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“[Jaskier’s] superpower is empathy” - Joey Batey
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no but im annoyed i kind of managed to pull a scream verse for emily out of thin air
basically ghostface kills sophia at the club before she was able to kill herself
em still spends her time either a ) trying to find out how sophia died ( before they realise there’s a serial killer ) or b ) trying to come to terms with the fact that naomi cheated on her with the girl who was now murdered ( which paints both naomi & em as possible ghostfaces ) & ,,,,,,,, yeah
maybe effy’s psychiatrist is ghostface maybe it’s someone else who knows ( could be mandy could be jenna could be katie could be naomi could be some random ) but yeah anyway bye
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John Milton was buried here. You know, Paradise Lost? Very well.
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Zach Gilford as Riley Flynn MIDNIGHT MASS (2021) | Book I: Genesis
#everyone say thank u to kat for inadvertently reminding me i wanted to add riley SKUFHKSFH#RILEY.#long post /
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