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if you put the first names of the two historical singers of slipknot together you get coriander
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*corey taylor in metabolic voice* I’m In So Much Pain
#do i have back cancer is that what’s happening#why is my shoulder so knotted up#and my neck#but only on the left side#wtf#it got worse today i feel like#maybe stress#gonna smoke some good kush#maybe that will help me
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other people’s insecurity is not my goddamn problem
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*heroically saves the day but in a nu metal way*
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duolingo should have a late night mode where it teaches you swear words after like 10pm or something
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i want to throw ass in the pit with jay weinberg
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do you collect verified checks on this site like fuckin badges or something wtf is this
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per my last post,
frank iero
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I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting between two identical twins.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
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Word for today: forswink / forswank / forswonk / forswunk / forswunken
(Verb, although most frequently used as a past participle as an adjective) to perform hard work to the point of exhaustion
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there's been an on purpose at the accident factory
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