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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.
Art by Dylan Burnett (Instagram: @dylrburnett)
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when talking about AI remember the different versions:
Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives
Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something
Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.
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haven't posted anything since last year but now I'm back from the dead (ha.. jason todd pun, please laugh.) but heres some lil headcannons from my drafts!
some stuff in tims blackmail folders. (he mostly targets jason in my mind.)
an audio recording of jason singing hamilton or any other musical in the shower.
a picture of everytime dick falls (and without fail) lands in the most dramatic position.
the picture of Robin!jason todd asleep next to bruce on the couch.
an old recording of jason saying, "robin gives me magic!" how did he get that recording? nobody knows!
dick grayson mid microwave explosion because he accidentally put a spoon in his soup bowl.
Damian accidentally poking his eyeball when putting on kohl (I think it's called) but it happened at the exact moment so it looks like how someone would look mid sneeze.
jason mid fall while wearing ice skates (from my earlier post, lmao)
jason wearing the discowing because he lost a bet.
that one time bruce went to the barber but the old one quit so the new guy gave him this fuck ass haircut he had to hide from the press for weeks.
that other time where jason switched bruces non alcoholic champagne with the real stuff and he got so smashed he woke up with the bat symbol shaved into his chest hair (the blackmail is the picture where is bruce dead asleep snoring on the bathroom floor)
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I'm sticking with my favorite headcanon of Tim wearing mascara and Conner wearing eyeliner💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘
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conner kent hugging his friends and letting them hug him gives me life.
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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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I saw this picture and couldn't pass by. It's just perfect)))))
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