Key, he/they/any, 22, Minors DNI. Objectum blog, still figuring out my specifics about it but I need a place to love objects lol
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Me, leaning against the wall with a flirty smirk on my face: "hey good looking, what's cooking?"
The steel factory:
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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability
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objectums can shoot lighting from their hands
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I love overcast & rainy days so much it’s like a fetish to me. I would fuck a cloud
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"I need to remove dirt from a place with a large industrial machine"
Hitachi:
"That's cool, but i'm also really horny, you got anything for that?
Hitachi:
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The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.
GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)
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*watching hardcore porn* man this shit is mid. *looks up 70s computers and components*
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you can tell when porn is made by a dude when the only thing it focuses on is the penetration. where's the 16-minute scene of a gameboy advance being taken apart piece by piece?
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more like frotiger aero😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫thats too many emojis. thats way too many fucking emojis.whatever print it
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