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Spider Tummy Spider Tummy 🤤

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Hey guys guess what game went on sale literally hours after I posted this

Fuck it.

Haven't played Ultrakill yet. It's been a while since I've played any movement shooters at all actually. No, Warframe doesn't count.

I'm gonna do my first playthrough with a shock collar rigged up to it using a variation of *that* mod.

While high.

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Fuck it.

Haven't played Ultrakill yet. It's been a while since I've played any movement shooters at all actually. No, Warframe doesn't count.

I'm gonna do my first playthrough with a shock collar rigged up to it using a variation of *that* mod.

While high.

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Holding onto this to show my partner when they wake up and say "this is what I feel like when I'm on chaperone duty on an outing with you and all of your brat friends that seem to replicate around you."

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werewolf who just wants to be a good dog but everyone is scared of her for some reason

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Every time I see this post I get a little misty-eyed about tamari (cw: heavy oversimplification but it's like soy sauce but heavier and aged differently) and like they're not the same process *at all* but the parallels are almost poetic.

Humans really do be putting lifetimes worth of love into things and gifting them forward unto the next generations, huh?

And dipping their stable carbs in them.

"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.

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Throwing a bitch-fit about needing everyone to constantly acknowledge that *you're* the most oppressed person in the room must be the new gender affirming care. Hope it feels good.

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Clownframe when clownframe when (we need a new thing now that spiderframe is tangibly descending from the horizon)

CLOWNFRAME WHEN

When starting a new round in disruption missions, little duck has a chance to say this voice line:

"safeties off. We kicked a clown car. Here we go."

This implies that in the Warframe universe:

Clowns exist.

Clown cars exist.

If this doesn't have horrifying implications I don't know what does.

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I love him them. So much.

Gup tiem :)

It is... GUP time

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DE please please I need the stems from the Yareli Prime trailer so I can replace the music with The Spark by that group of Irish school kids it would be so perfect PLEASE

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More experiments, sawdust.

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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Whoever is behind the marketing for Marvel Rivels should be shot in the street.

Like I don't really give a shit about the game itself. I'm just not interested in that type of game.

But the fucking. Advertisements. For this game. HAVE NO GAME IN THEM! It's literally just "Wow look at the tits on this skin! Jangle jangle! Don't you want to gamble (probably) for a skin where you get to look at This Version of Black Widow's ass?" No gameplay. No descriptions. No "look at this cool character getting kills with her cool abilities." No "imagine getting to clown on Doctor Strange as The Scarlet Witch!"

They didn't even. Deadpool is Right There! He's incredibly low hanging fruit; half the appeal of the recent DP movies is Ryan Reynolds' willingness to lean into his own sex appeal, playing into the median American's dry-ass sense of gender comedy. But no. Not even Deadpool ass shots. Just fourteen flavors of Skinny White Woman in Tights.

Genuinely a fucking disgrace.

Side note: it fucking baffles me that people are *surprised* by the game being mid and the community being top-tier-toxic right from the start. Did the game try to advertise itself as a Good Game that's Fun To Play? No. It's a billion dollar pinup calendar, and it doesn't even try to pretend otherwise. Genuinely why are you surprised.

No, I haven't played it. No, I'm not going to. No, I didn't play Overwatch either, but I at least thought about it back in 2017.

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Please know I don't wish to step on any toes but some of the Nascar and F1 guys are definitely fucking the cars

dragon racing leagues. its all the sport appeal of nascar or F1 but you can fuck the cars. throw in some kentucky derby bloodlines shit and some baseball-esque dragon trading cards and we might be onto something

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Behold! Dog.

heard the words "white smoke" and got excited cause i thought we were talking about torkoal but apparently it's just the new pope. LAME

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O7 to that guy for never giving up, never backing down

I've spent the past hour and half beating on this one guy on AC6, he beat me once I probably at least 10.

If you're in PC lobbies and just went up against a white lazer spam build named RF-04Flash Revenir I'm sorry.

I'll miss you buddy, I was cheering you on the entire time, cuz I knew you had it in you to beat me.

You are the closest I've ever had to a rival.

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I tell my pet damn near every day that it's Mine. It's a single word that says how much I need it. I don't need to say any other words if I don't want to, but I often do. However, that word is so often on its own.

"Mine" spoken alone and given space to breathe. "Mine" to wait for its "yours". "Mine" a fact that will never change. "Mine" like claws digging possessively. "Mine" to scream distance will not change anything and has only dragged it closer. "Mine" to remind it of chains wrapped around its being. "Mine" to tell it where it belongs. "Mine" to make it smile. "Mine" so that it will always be cared for.

Mine