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Dicking Around

Storytime! Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick’s Last Resort.  If you’ve never been, the big draw at Dick’s is that they’re dicks to you.  The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff. 

I don’t get it either. So anyways, we’ve got - I’ll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank’s 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in. The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn’t really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode. 

He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying ‘I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin’ cat on it or-“

She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn’t talk to us the rest of the evening. Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity.  So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.

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never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

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Every 1000 years the Gods are reincarnated as humans. Write about the God of Chaos and the God of Peace being born twins.

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couple of vlr doodles (phi pls protect me i have no idea what’s going on)

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LMAO

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Dream outfit:

Booty shorts with “my eyes are up here⬆️” on the butt,

low cut top that say “my eyes are up here ⬆️”

“My eyes are up here ⬆️” ballcap hat

And one of these bad boys

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Ya got any springtime raccoons for my phone’s wallpaper?

(YOU KNOW IT)

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Dogs in deep snow is one of the best and purest things in the world.

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Persona Valentines cards!

I made some valentines off of p3 and p4 years ago, and since I started playing p5 in the winter, I thought why not revisit them?

Feel free to use for your valentines needs!

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no one man should have this much power

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finding love on a hentai company’s chat site

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for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr