system32-cleanmgr

[system32-cleanmgr]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

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[system32-cleanmgr]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[system32-cleanmgr]

cool thanks 👍 looking forward to it

[system32-cleanmgr]

maybe the "people are using chatgpt for therapy/social connection" conversation should pivot a little less on the "using chatgpt damages your Immortal Soul forever and also makes you a lazy socially inept invalid" discussion point and more on the "nobody has anyone real to talk to who won't either accuse them of 'traumadumping' or charge them $200 an hour and then have them detained and medically abused the first time they express an uncomfortable sentiment" thing

[system32-cleanmgr]

it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

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[system32-cleanmgr]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[system32-cleanmgr]

don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder

[system32-cleanmgr]

remember congrats on the ethnostate

[system32-cleanmgr]

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

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If it wasn’t for the existence of the shrimp pose, I think the croissant leap would be my favorite cat form

[system32-cleanmgr]

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

[system32-cleanmgr]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[system32-cleanmgr]

look at these jokers man we’re not making it out of ante 3