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nothing tumblr could post on r/ambien will ever be as funny as this:

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release me you bastard i am not a yummy gyoza dumpling

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i'm sort of between graves right now

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thinking about this

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

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Literally me when i listen to rock music

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I am happy because everyone loves me

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Im a hater but like lowkey I like to play and draw

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ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

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Anti-piracy ad from 2004

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