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If his name isn’t Chug I’m going to be heavily disappointed 

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me

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being sleepy is part of my personality

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do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

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honk

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had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

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“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

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“:(” in all caps

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a baa-by!

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being called baby by a pretty girl is just good for u

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