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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Do I get one?
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Look, I found Valentines’ Day cards. That’s a thing coming up, right? 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Yeah. I'm pretty talented. My skill is off the charts, I don't even know what to do with myself. 
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Wow. You’re the real deal. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Yeah. I already did it. You're already hypnotized. Why else would you be talking to me?
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Oh really? 
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Do it. Do the hypnotizing. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Yeah huh. You made it one. {he nods vigorously}
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Oh yeah, that's the only way I make friends.
That’s not an actual rule.
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You can hypnotize people?
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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And neither does the "poor ol' Ted first" rule. 
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Maybe I'll just hypnotize you into eating them too.
I think “ladies first” doesn’t apply here.
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No. You’re the one who’ll be eating them. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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You should try it first and tell me how good it feels.
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Oh, and it's not yours?
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. 
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That is unfortunate, unfortunately your problem. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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You know what's not fun? Heatstroke.
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Too bad they taste like mush. 
No fucking fun. Fine, I suppose we’ll just have to stuff you with hamburgers then. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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People can totally die, I've seen some loonies. They just pop back up, it's fucking weird. I would really not like to know what a heatstroke feels like.
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You can’t re-die here. I think we should try it.
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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I think I would re-die of a heat stroke or something if we did that.
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How thoughtful. Maybe we can find really big clothes and put them on you and then stuff them with more clothes and pillows.
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Well then I'll eat so many hamburgers I'll explode, just to be Shaggy for you. 
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I have been. No, you cannot gain weight in this place, I think you’re pretty safe. Though it would be quite hilarious to see you blow up like Squidward. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Well... you've been pretty honest thus far. Can you gain weight in this place? Because if you can that would be a really bad idea for me. Have you seen the Spongebob episode where Squidward eats a bunch of Crabby Patties and he gets enormously fat in a ridiculously unrealistic amount of time? Yeah, that's me.
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I could lie to you someday, better to be safe than sorry. Though I would probably still be sorry. Now all you have to do is eat like fifty hamburgers a day.
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Did you just admit to being a liar? I'll take your word for it. Alright, I'm Shaggy.
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Would I lie to you? Never mind, don’t answer that. Yes, it looks that similar.
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Is it really that similar? I can't remember exactly what his looks like. 
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It’s the hair.
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Alright, then it's understandable. One question though; why am I Shaggy?
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Like the never shutting up. Fine by me, Shaggy. 
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t-eddystewart · 10 years
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Tina needs friends too. 
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Promise not to bring that sex doll anywhere near me and things will be grand.
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