I was lucky enough to get the sos phone message, ask me about it. United Methodist.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in a vague and unsettling prophetic dream
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i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
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Fantasy writer: This race of monsters is objectively and unilaterally evil. Their skin is blistered, their stench foul, their entire society oriented around a perpetual state of war and violence. Also they eat the babies they don't want.
"Woke" Twitter: Ok this is about black people
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*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*
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Rubber mallet
Is there a way to temporarily disable an Xbox One?
I need to prove a point to my sister about her wife.
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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US


National Holiday
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Tumblr is now trying to sell me ass pillows
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Virgin and Child with Angels, ca. 1620
Bartolomeo Cavarozzi, 1587-1625
Museum of Fine Arts, Houston
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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd
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