Name is Mac, spacey, she/they please Frank Poole has been dead for 1000 slutty slutty years
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Creating a universe to rework Tintin stories into more realistic scenarios and outcomes? Couldn't be me.
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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The power of the one guy...
through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift
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Husband forcing me to watch cringe complications to the point it feels like I am coming down from a panic attack or I have finally snapped my psyche in twain
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I'm not even joking - alcazar's wife looks exactly like my mother-in-law and it scares me
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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history
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idk fellas i dont think we should have pathologized this one!. might need to go back to the freacking drawing board and create a cool witch fughting/kissing a dragon instead of this one. mhmmmm
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Little shithead
Falling back onto childhood fixations during my very low periods is the equivalent of hugging an old teddy bear. But I will say... Rereading the Tintin comics at 32 makes me want to scream "WHERE IS YOUR RESPONSIBLE ADULT YOU FERAL BOY."
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Haddock had just been thwacked in the head soooo...
And he got him back
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Falling back onto childhood fixations during my very low periods is the equivalent of hugging an old teddy bear. But I will say... Rereading the Tintin comics at 32 makes me want to scream "WHERE IS YOUR RESPONSIBLE ADULT YOU FERAL BOY."
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Which is the FIRST TIME we hear that Archibald is his first name in the entirety of the comics, and it's in the last fully finished album.
He could have gotten away with it, but no you basically pull out his passport and call him out mid-pontification, you absolute shitstirrer
Falling back onto childhood fixations during my very low periods is the equivalent of hugging an old teddy bear. But I will say... Rereading the Tintin comics at 32 makes me want to scream "WHERE IS YOUR RESPONSIBLE ADULT YOU FERAL BOY."
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And the funniest thing I've read is the part in Picaros where Haddock says something about his first name in a tirade of justified annoyance and Tintin just replies "isn't your first name Archibald?"
Leave the man alone you mononymed asshole, you've thrown him off his rant.
Falling back onto childhood fixations during my very low periods is the equivalent of hugging an old teddy bear. But I will say... Rereading the Tintin comics at 32 makes me want to scream "WHERE IS YOUR RESPONSIBLE ADULT YOU FERAL BOY."
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