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Sengoku in College! What majors would they take?

Nobunaga Oda:

-Business course 100%

-Was born into a CEO heritage and he's sure as hell doing his job right

-1580 on SAT

Hideyoshi Toyotomi:

-Also business course 100%

-He's Nobunaga's assistant CEO, and he's sure as hell doing his job right

-1570 on SAT

Masamune Date:

-Would double major in culinary arts and business (dunno if that's even possible but it's possible for Masamune)

-Also born into a CEO heritage, but he loves cooking and wants to create restaurants when he starts his own business

-1565 on SAT

Ieyasu Tokugawa:

-Wouldn't even take business, full blown medical major

-His family's definitely able to afford medical school as well, and fully supports his decision

-1590 on SAT

Mitsunari Ishida:

-He would actually study law

-Reason: too many books to indulge and he loves it

-also his opinions are genuine smh he's a perfect lawyer (he would be Hideyoshi's lawyer)

-1600 on SAT [PERFECT SCORE]

Mitsuhide Akechi:

-Would take business as well

-Was born into a CEO heritage

-He would be a shady CEO

-Says he'll do a business relationship with Nobunaga's company let's see how it goes

-1600 on SAT [PERFECT SCORE]

Kenshin Uesugi:

-Business boiIIiiIiI

-Has an extremely powerful company heritage

-Hates Nobunaga's guts and wants to trample him

-his only motivation^

-1580 on SAT

Shingen Takeda:

-Business boiIIiiIiI #2

-His family business has a lot of authority too, hates Uesugi family's guts

-He wants to have a good relationship with Kenshin's company so they're buddies now lol

-1570 on SAT

Yukimura Sanada:

-Business boiIIiiIiI #3

-chose to work in business because it's the easiest for him and his family

-only wants to improve company relationships so his can prosper as well

-best buds with Sasuke (as always)

-1585 on SAT

Sasuke Sarutobi:

-Who am I kidding, he was a post-graduate student when the story started

-double majoring in business and theoretical astrophysics

-wanted to work in Kenshin's company while doing his dream of research

-1600 on SAT [PERFECT SCORE]

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GHOSTWRITER

— You’re an aspiring writer with a longtime crush on the ghost hunter on campus, Todoroki Shouto. When you two are paired up for a semester-long journalism project, you come up with the perfect, foolproof plan to get him to fall for you.

pairing: todoroki shouto x fem!reader

genre: college au, ghost hunter au, crack, fluff

status: ongoing

asks: 📝 | memes: 👽

a/n: it’s ghost hunter!todoroki time and i’m so excited! :D they’re in college here and in their early 20’s, so there is a lot of suggestive content and some alc/weed! rated 16+!!! i hope you have fun with these two soft crackheads ;)

introductions

👻 part 1 - coming soon

Keep reading

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bakugou and todoroki dancing: manga vs anime

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Nobunaga: MC, can I please have a couple of more pieces of konpeito?

MC: What did Hideyoshi say?

Nobunaga: He said no.

MC: Then why would I let you?

Nobunaga: He's not the boss of you.

MC, internally: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap don't give in it's a trap

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[playing scrabble]

Zero: I will put my "a" down to make "a".

Lancelot: I will add to your "a" and make "at".

Kyle: I will add to your "at" to make "rat".

Edgar: I will add to your "rat" to make "biostratigraphic".

Kyle: [flips table]

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MC: Some of you aren't getting enough exercise.

Yoosung:

Yoosung: In my defense, moving my thumb on the joystick is a full workout.

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Jonah: Luka, how are you doing?

Luka:

Jonah: Luka, come on!

Luka:

MC: [whispers] Luka?

Luka: What do you need? Are you alright?

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Jumin: Merry Christmas! I got you a gift!

Jaehee: Really?

Jaehee: [opens gift]

Jumin: Amazing, right?

Jaehee:

Jumin: Christmas suits designed for cats!

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I'll give you advice if you meet someone with a name that starts with "M". Run.

Ieyasu Tokugawa, definitely.

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MC: God, I did so bad on the test!

Masamune: If it makes you feel better, I did a test on human anatomy and I didn't know what the boob muscles were called.

MC: Boobs have muscles??

Masamune:

Masamune: Is there any??

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Hideyoshi: People who have names starting with "Mitsu" defeats food's purpose.

Masamune: Sure as hell got that right.

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Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Masamune: Damn it.

Masamune: Wait...three?

Police: ...yes, three?

Masamune: [turns around and checks]

Masamune: FUCK!

MC: Oh no.

Ieyasu: Thank god.

Police: Sir?

Masamune: MITSUNARI FUCKING FELL OFF

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If you do something really stupid and you're proud of it, the crackhead gene is flowing in your veins!

707, definitely.

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MC: I've been told that the serving size for chips was 11 chips, and I just ate two large bags of Doritos.

MC:

MC: No wonder Ieyasu called me fat.

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Edgar: C'mon, the rollercoaster will be fun!

Jonah: Absolutely not!

[few minutes later]

Jonah: GET ME FUCKING OUT OF HERE I'M TOO PRETTY TO DIE

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legend says that nobunaga never took his right hand out of his leisure kimono

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legend states that sasuke ran an ieyasu merch company