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💙 casey/martyn - it/he - 18 💙
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guy who says "im getting real into the color green lately"
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Lord if you're real give me 900 dollars . Or 200. anything
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Honestly, if you think paladins are insufferable, wait until you meet their horses.
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omg.cecil and carlos at the annual night vale pride parade 👀 👉👈🥺

hes confused but hes got the spirit
(i used to have a hc that night vale side stepped hating queer people so once carlos got there he was like? Oh worm? Maybe i WILL call the crazy radio host)
happy pride lol
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I'm gonna put that man into a morter and pestle and grind him until he is naught but paste
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put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve
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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
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Charging forward.
[ID: an illustration of a bison running to the right on a grassy field. There are blue mountains in the background, and a cloudy sky. End.]
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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
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