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i hope that Edward Francis Kaspbrak, who, if he eats a cashew, could realistically die and who, as soon as his stupid crush said that the shower caps were ridiculous, took his off instantly and who, in spite of drinking only water with his meal, decided to act like he was drunk enough that he could say shit like, "let's take our shirts off and kiss!!" to the won't-admit-it love of his life without fear and who laughs through the fear of his childhood bully stabbing him in the face and who talks to himself to cope and calls himself Eds when he's afraid because that's what Richie calls him, Richie who says he's, "braver than you think" and who would die for his friends again and again, knows that he has my entire fucking heart.

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took my dog to the bar for his bday

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Successfully collected 900 of you in my Clowntown shenanigans?!? Here’s a treat for you all ily!

Headcanon from @sunshinereddie : "Eddie cuddles Richie in bed like a koala. He has a grip of STEEL and Richie has to pry his arms off of himself in the morning."

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weed strain called potatoes and molasses

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the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

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🥰 is truly the best emoji there is it can be used for a myriad of different occasions like for example when you see a bird or when you hear a bird or when you think of birds

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Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*

Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!

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i know i talk about it all the time bc it’s one of my favourite lines from fantasy high but sandra lynn saying to fig “everything you’re going through is something that i get i was just like you” in light of her (most likely) being groomed by bobby dawn, with figs ill-advised interactions with older men in freshman year….. ya i’m thinking about it

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qwq

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He's got some real bangers, like Oblivati Mori, the Mentaphagian Dynasties, the Voxes, and the Umbral Arcana.

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Fucking love drawing gay ppl smoking

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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

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it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.

like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")

gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)

generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"

giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa

hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)

just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you

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At first Fabian refuses to interact with his and Fig’s new sibling but one day his mom is dealing with something in the other room and the baby is crying and so Fabian has to pick up the baby. So he picks up the baby, bouncing them gently, and says, “One day, eighteen years from now, I will fight you to the death.” Then the baby reaches up and curls their little hand around his finger and Fabian’s voice breaks, utterly in love with this tiny person, and says, “I will defeat you,” unconvincingly.

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Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours