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There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

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This shit had me laughing for hours

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Me when I see Yoshi

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a guided tour of the greatest zoo ever made (full video)

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Still been obsessing over fishing lures lately but like, look at them

Blind cave gummi man

Jar of space virus

Don’t bully him :(

a family of honkulating dwimpuses

“Uhh this is how a duck swims right? Hoo boy. At least I remembered that they’re about two and a half inches long.”

Jeremy

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Via miike_thebabypig

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do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

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Imagine this beautiful animal outside of your window. 

(via)

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Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

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🎹🎹🎹🎹🎹

making my way downtown

walking fast

dat boi pass

o shit waddup

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making my way downtown

walking fast

dat boi pass

o shit waddup

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Ah yeah!

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can u give me step by step instructions on how to become a hamster

No and frankly that’s a really fucking personal question

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u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

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this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control