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A Tiger and His Boy

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me every time someone brings in bottle babies: ugh I don’t want to bottle feed kittens. so much work. so messy. so exhausting.

me the second I’m alone with them: my babies my babies you’re my babies

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this apple pen has withstood horrors

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good news i have my new shape

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his side on top of some blankets on a bed, he looks very round

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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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My epic fortress.

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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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when you get mad at me this is who you're getting mad at (pic of disgusting repulsive charmless smear of unknown oily substance)

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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

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