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“So how many of you follow the King of Iron Fist Tournament? You know with Paul Phoenix and Marshall-” [loud audience applause] “It’s fun! It’s fun right? Well this time it will be The King of Iron Fist Tournament 4. A lot of people don’t know this, but they wanted me to be in the first tournament.” [audience laughter] “No it’s true it’s true! I used to do Tae Kwon Do before I did radio and when Heihachi, can we get a picture of Heihachi?”
“…..Oh he still got that hair? Huh…. Well so when he announced the first King of Iron Fist Tournament everyone told me; oh you should join and compete! But, you know. Its the first time it’s happening. You don’t know who’s going to be there right. Someone like The Killer could’ve shown up. You never know! So I didn’t join but you know I keep up every time. I did Tae Kwon Do right, but I was a big fan of Kazuya and his uh uhm Karate style. Very impressive. You know Kazuya Mishima?” [middling applause] “No? So he was Heihachi’s son and the heir to the Zaibatsu. He died 20 years ago fighting in the second tournament. If I’m being honest.” [break to sip tea] “If I’m being honest, I think Heihachi might’ve had a hand in it. ALLEGEDLY, allegedly. But, you know.”
“So the news is Kazuya Mishima is in fact alive and will be competing in the King of Iron Fist Tournament 4”
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Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games
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one of my #1 most quoted tweets of all time only has 40 retweets
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Did a new Viv ref lol
Twitter version with private bits
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Commission for @tammycat!!
CEO of Dolmistaska’s universe version of Kirby. You might have spotted her cameo on page 26 of the comic: https://dolmistaska.com/?page=26
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LMAO!!!! I wish I had this same "issue" rn!
How to get misgendered as Taak:
1. Cut off your facial hair
2. Get “excuse me Ms.” several times in one day even if you’re wearing a dress shirt, tie and several other traditionally “masculine” things.
3. That’s it
#I mean I'm still Ms'd and mam'd a lot any way#But I was cuter back then and I didn't have to shave as much sooooo#point and laugh at past Taak
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