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artistic rendition of .Jpeg sitting like a freak

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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i love imagining that the story of jedi: fallen order takes place over like. a week. cal’s crazy weeklong roadtrip with these guys he just met.

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tumblr has been the most consistent thing in my life since i was like 14

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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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I just think they're neat

the Vaporeon was a christmas gift from the other year.

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baby bear loves spaghetti

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What is king sobbing about today?

Puddle.

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i beg to sniffer

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him