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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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discord is broken? tumblr is a cesspit? twitter is evil? join us on bleeble! talkr is free ^w^. all your friends are moving over to deadjournal. harassmeonline is open source and the devs only killed three people. nobodytalksforum has great moderators. poob's starting up an sms app. use poob. give poob your phone number. talk to me on poob. go to poob. dive into poob. poob has me for you. poob has me for you.

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Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs

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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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OK, I'm not into K-Pop or anything but I swear that's stray kids? SB19 is a different group right?? Huh????

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"READ MY DNI" no. use your block button like an adult. i'm not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren't welcome in the notes of your posts then it's your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don't like sharing the world with people who are different from you

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Tyy 4 the tag, and yes I'm good at Mario cart cos I'm a tryhard at useless games

Open tags I'm too lazy 😬

Reblog this with a simple yes or no question

like that

I won't tag everyone but I will tag... @kitkatthekitkatkat @tonystarkwasrobbed @overwhelmedfernfrond @rafareba @chil-aglia @plutoplaysgames & @not-my-melody to get this started

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Tyy 4 the tag ❤❤

Two Elegiac Melodies, Op. 34: II. The Last Spring - Edvard Grieg

All Apologies - Nirvana

Bullet With Butterfly Wings - The Smashing Pumpkins

Brain Stew - Green Day

You Gotta Die Sometime - Falsettos

@w3ndytheraccoon @captainjackscoat @boughs-of-hollis @midnightcandygoblin @prisen09 @peach-coloured-glasses @mrsoggycerealboy @chaosgremlinlivinginyourwalls @fourayedasshole @starmans-spaceship @jojogottagogo @meandmy100blanketsagainstheworld @zimvader0017 @goatingale @lemonpilotingmech

And anyone else I forgot to tag 👍👍

bored so i thought id do a tag game :)

rules are you have to pick a song for each we letter of you name and/or username if you don’t wanna use ur real name :)

T: Two Pills by TX2

Y: You’re gonna go far by Noah Kahn

L: Loving You by Thomas Headon

E: Enchanted by Taylor Swift

R: Rise and Grind by Noahfinnce

tagging: @riceandcurry3 @newsies-lodging-house @st0rmyseas @nosuchthingasdeadlanguages @misha-misha @bigmack2go @paralleluniversesfan @apairofnewshoeswithmatchinglaces

no pressure :)

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how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable

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Crazy fucking lineup dude💀

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happy birthday to the only song

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happy birthday to the only song