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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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“ are you busy? ”

“ there’s no shame in it. ”

“ I’ve got a lot on my mind. clearly. ”

“ didn’t we just pass this place? ”

“ do you think we’re inside or outside right now? ”

“ better late than never, I guess. ”

“ wanna settle a bet? ”

“ let’s just skip it. ”

“ this is just a run-around. ”

“ having fun in the paperclip labyrinth? ”

“ you look exhausted. ”

“ I assumed you’d found something better to do with your time. ”

“ I hope you’re not in trouble. ”

“ it was never a problem before. ”

“ I’ll just start digging. ”

“ nothing? ”

“ that leg is a miserable sight. ”

“ get what you need? ”

“ be straight with me. what is this place? ”

“ just another job. ”

“ I wouldn’t judge until I’d seen everything. ”

“ it makes sense in context. ”

“ you do what you have to do, right? ”

“ I’ll go. you wait here. ”

“ you’re looking kind of pale. ”

“ I probably don’t understand as much of it as you might think. ”

“ you don’t look… good. ”

“ that’s odd… ”

“ I’m relieved to run across you again. ”

“ no better place than the road. ”

“ the psychoacoustics of the space are of prime concern. ”

“ so, you think it’ll work? ”

“ back so soon? ”

“ I came here on a date once. ”

“ it’s mostly kind of a haze for me now. just smells and sounds. ”

“ weirdo. ”

“ damn, this is a lot of rain. ”

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@dxmonpoker | from here

“ But where would be the fun in that? “ With an innocent expression she tilted her head slightly to the side. Lips curling up to a smirk. “ It’s more fun to see you being frustrated with me, your expression when i win a game against you, like a little child that gets no candy ~ “ She chuckled a little, taking a sip from her cognac. “ Maybe you should do some crack, probably would make you endure me easier. But then again, it would be less fun for me if you wouldn’t mind me that much anymore. “

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RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

“Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

"Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

"I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

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sentence prompts ➝ in this moment

❛ This is our eternity. ❜

❛ I was never good enough. ❜

❛ Will you be the death of me? ❜

❛ I’ve been drowning in questions, over and over again. ❜

❛ Just look at me and say goodbye. ❜

❛ I know you’re by my side. ❜

❛ The only promise I could make you is that my promise is a lie. ❜

❛ I don’t know how I’ll get through this. ❜

❛ My beautiful liar, why are you crying? ❜

❛ I love you for always driving me insane. ❜

❛ Can I give you just a taste? ❜

❛ I don’t need you to save me. ❜

❛ You’re dangerous, so keep your distance. ❜

❛ I’ll tell you exactly what you want. Teach you to behave. ❜

❛ Come on, inside my room. ❜

❛ I would walk through flames for you. ❜

❛ And in your hate, I find love. ❜

❛ I’m not gonna change. So stay out of my way. ❜

❛ Can we run away now and hide from tomorrow? ❜

❛ These voices are killing me. ❜

❛ All my life I was afraid to die but now I come alive. ❜

❛ It’s been a beautiful tragedy. ❜

❛ We wanted peace but you brought this war. ❜

❛ I’ll be the best you ever had. ❜

❛ You’ll never know what it is you’ve done to me. ❜

❛ We’re not gonna stop tonight. We’re gonna burn this city down. ❜

❛ I know that I can survive this. ❜

❛ I don’t want to wake from this. ❜

❛ You know where to meet me and you know just what I need. ❜

❛ Don’t try and stop me now. ❜

❛ I’m so tired of you telling me how to live and what I should not be. ❜

❛ Take me away tonight, just me with you. ❜

❛ Let me hear you scream. ❜

❛ I crave excess, turning wine into sweat dripping down my neck. ❜

❛ You’re cutting into me. ❜

❛ There’s just something about you. It feeds the addict in me. ❜

❛ It’s haunting, that hold that you have over me. ❜

❛ Release me from these memories. ❜

❛ Let me tell you how I want it. ❜

❛ I know how this will end so I’m turning away now. ❜

❛ Why does fear dominate when all we want is peace? ❜

❛ I’m only here for one thing. ❜

❛ You and me. We’re gonna be alright. ❜

❛ There’s a look in your eyes, I know just what that means. ❜

❛ I feel you growing closer. I feel you in the air. ❜

❛ These memories run through my veins. ❜

❛ You never once have doubted me. ❜

❛ I’m the person you’ve been thinking about. The one thing you can’t live without. ❜

❛ The strong will fight and the weak will run. ❜

❛ You love me for everything you hate me for. ❜

❛ I found a world where we are free. ❜

❛ You know I’m always there with you. ❜

❛ I love the way you dominate and you violate me. ❜

❛ It’s true, I was waiting for a sign. ❜

❛ You won’t forget me. I will haunt you until the truth unfolds. ❜

❛ I’m the one that you need and fear. ❜

❛ Tell me why we’re lying here on the floor. ❜

❛ I am falling down the rabbit hole. ❜

❛ Endless days and nights I wait for you. ❜

❛ You’re so pretty, dripping sin. ❜

❛ I’m just what you need, the perfect disease. ❜

❛ You don’t know how hard I fought to survive. ❜

❛ I still believe in the good and I still believe in the light. ❜

❛ You left me there alone. ❜

❛ I’ll have you down on your knees. I’ll have you begging for more. ❜

❛ I was my own worst enemy. ❜

❛ Take me, pull me all around. Break me, I’m yours. ❜

❛ I’ll taste you until I can’t. ❜

❛ You’re beautiful and sick like me. ❜

❛ I want you biting down on me. ❜

❛ You’ll still love me. Dead or alive. ❜

❛ I am the misery you crave and you, you are my faithful enemy. ❜

❛ I’m yours to have and to hold. ❜

❛ No matter where you run, you cannot hide from me. ❜

❛ Is it sick of me to need control of you? ❜

❛ Even in these chains, you can’t stop me. ❜

❛ What I would give just to be with you. ❜

❛ I thank you for the moments of your life. And never giving up on me. ❜

❛ You run through my veins. ❜

❛ Stay the fuck out of my head! ❜

❛ There’s nothing I won’t do to show you, I would sacrifice my dying breath for you. ❜

❛ Let me sleep away these memories within. ❜

❛ Shut your dirty, dirty mouth. ❜

❛ Baby, go ahead. I’ll be the villain you can blame. ❜

❛ Hello, are you listening? Can you hear me? ❜

❛ They will never know all the blood we shed. ❜

❛ We knew it was meant to be, but never meant to last. ❜

❛ The wrath of your hate has returned. ❜

❛ Not even death could take me away from you. ❜

❛ I am your sinner, I am your whore. ❜

❛ I know you had to go, it’s my war not yours. ❜

❛ Even if the world ignites into flames, you’ll be right here by my side. ❜

❛ We have to end the hate. ❜

❛ This sufferings my blessing. ❜

❛ You’re gonna listen to what I say this time. ❜

❛ Determination is pushing me. Perseverance is what I bleed. ❜

❛ I’m drowning in solitude again. ❜

❛ You don’t know the torture. You don’t know the pain. ❜

❛ I still can see your eyes believing in your love for me as you watched me die. ❜

❛ The time has come for me to say goodbye. ❜

❛ I wanted to believe in you. ❜

❛ These faces come and go and all I do is think of you. ❜

❛ I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me. ❜

❛ You think if I bleed, it can save you. ❜

❛ As your sky starts to fall, you realize you’re standing alone. ❜

❛ This confession is killing me again. ❜

❛ Take my hand, show me the way. And never bring me back here. ❜

❛ I know you’ll never understand me. ❜

❛ In my dreams last night, I saw your face. You held me and washed away my tears. ❜

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No Game No Life

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Stephanie in episode 5

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The young womans blue eyes sparkled with an interest as the man spoke to her. Casinos and these types of games weren’t exactly her thing just until recently -- well learning the rules and using all she got to win wasn’t that difficult anyways. 

 Her slender fingers ran through her red hair, making her appear a little unsure. And on her lips an innocent smile. All an act to not blow her cover this fast.

“ Yes, that’s what you go into a casino for after all. “

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The demon would play another game, waiting for someone to lose. The loser wouldn’t only lose his money, but also his soul. Some people were pretty stupid for betting their lifes for some money, however the demon didn’t mind at all. 

But as soon as the door opened and a woman stepped in, he looked up. For a moment the blond frowned. From the first two seconds he could say that she wasn’t normally, but maybe it was just of her appearance. However a little smile soon appeared on the demon’s face. “Hello darling! Are you here to play a little game?” Daniel asked with way too sweet voice. 

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First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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RP starters: Injured/death

“Hey, you’re bleeding!”

“Can you move?”

“You will be fine, I promise..”

“Don’t you dare to leave me. Not now.”

“We can get you fixed in no time.”

“Please get up.”

“I refuse to believe it will all end like this!”

“You won’t die, not on my watch!”

“Ouch.. that must hurt “

“Shit, wait.. I’ll patch you up.”

“What were you thinking?! You could’ve killed yourself!”

“I came too late..”

“You should’ve told me earlier.. I could’ve helped you!”

“I swear to god if you die on our way back I’ll kill you.”

“It’s nothing, just a scratch.”

“Look, no need to fuss over me. I’m fine!”

“Well, you see.. It’s a really long story. Will you help me or not?”

“I can’t make it.”

“I am dying. There is nothing you can do about it.”

“It’s not your fault, okay?”

“It just hurts… hurts so goddamn much.”

“Are you going to let me suffer more?”

“There is no happy ending to this.”

“I have been through worse…”

“I’m not going to lie, this is not how I planned this would go down.”

“They came out of nowhere.. I couldn’t react in time.”

“How bad does it look?”

“I knew this day would come.. sooner or later.”

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RP starters: Concern.

“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”

“Why did you do it? Tell me.”

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No Game No Life - Steph in dog form.