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Ok so I don’t know if you have noticed but into the spider verse does an AMAZING job at telling Gwen’s backstory in just a few minutes, now this does contain spoilers for Gwen’s backstory

In Gwen’s backstory scene you can see the shadow of her beating up Green Goblin right?

Now if you pay attention to the Green Goblin’s shadow you can see it turning into a man like this;

This is Peter Parker, in Gwen’s universe Peter Parker is her best friend and also the Green Goblin

You can even see the green blue scales left on his body after he is back to his normal state

And you can see the look of terror on Gwen’s face after she realizes what she has done, and they don’t even show her face

Then later when Peter meets MJ in the restaurant Gwen tells Peter that “it’s not your MJ, trust me I’ve been there”

She is directly talking about him, right in front of him, and he doesn’t even know it

Gwen goes through the entire movie having to look at Peter B. Parker and remember that she killed her Peter

And this concludes my essay for why Gwen is an underated character and y'all need to give her the respect she deserves

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Umbrella Academy G/t? 0w0

gonna b writing sum umbrella academt g/t… shit’s crazy man, lemme tell ya

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The only valid comic event is a-babies vs x-babies. If your event isn’t this cute, then I don’t want it. Look at how adorable this is:

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What I say: I want a big boy

What they think I mean: I want a thicc boy

What I actually mean: I want a 20 story tall AND thicc boy

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They are saying with a straight face:

This. Woman. Is. Not. Attractive.

Like, I’m not even a lesbian, but come the fuck on.

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Hamster balls are the perfect enrichment activity for your tiny friends. They can see the world *and* don’t have to be afraid of beans not watching their steps

PSA:

Jars will slowly suffocate us tinies! Put us in hamster balls instead.

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I posted this on Twitter awhile ago (I might even make a full video on this) and I think it’s worth posting here The core difference between the Sonic movie and Detective Pikachu and why everyone hates Sonic but loves Pikachu is this: Detective Pikachu didn’t sacrifice the game design for the sake of realism

They didn’t try and make all of the Pokemon resemble ‘real’ animals, they all look like themselves; lifted straight out of the games.

And it would have been EASY for them to just include Pokemon that only look like animals, but they’re also including the Pokemon with weirder designs, like Mr. Mime above, and Golurk, which is literally a rock golem

Now compare this to Sonic…

Sonic went too far in trying to make him a ‘real’ animal, resulting in him looking like a hairy little gremlin. He looks like a human wearing a costume…

Like, look at how Detective Pikachu designed Charmander

This comes from the D. Pikachu line of Pokemon cards btw

Now, what if they tried to make him a “real” animal, he’d end up looking something like..

You see the problem?

You made him a real animal, but he only looks like an approximation of what he’s supposed to look like… that’s why people hate the Sonic movie design so much and why you see so many people trying to fix it online.

There’s this weird fear that a distinctly cartoony design can’t work when you’re trying to put a CG character next to real people and that it HAS to look realistic… and that’s simply not true. it’s been PROVEN not true!

Detective Pikachu gets this, their designs are a perfect middle-ground between realistic and cartoon

Let cartoon characters BE cartoon characters

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in which a fairy-tale loving boy discovers two very small moth-boys living in the forest surrounding his house. mathias of course, being the sort who isn’t content in leaving things be, makes several attempts to at first talk to and then actually catch them. determined to find out more about the moth-boys, he keeps a collection of notes and begins to realize that maybe forest creatures aren’t meant to be kept in jars.

field notes:

i finally caught one! he doesn’t seem to talk much, though i have tried to make conversation. maybe he doesn’t like the jar. i’ll let him fly around for a bit.

the other came today! i found him beside the jar, must have missed the other one. i think he came in the window. i let the other out, but made sure to shut the doors and windows before i did. maybe they’re brothers! different wings though…

i accidentally left my lamp on while they were in my room and came back to them flocked around it. i wonder if they thought it was the sun! the smaller one tried to touch it but burned his hand i think, so i got him some water. they don’t eat anything i give them, maybe they don’t like bread or doritos.

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Chris Evans helps Regina King up the stairs to the stage after her Oscars win

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Tangled concept art by Jin Kim - Rapunzel and Bastian/Bastion (original hero before being replaced by Flynn Rider/Eugene)

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Secret doors with elaborate trigger mechanisms only really make sense post-electricity, and more particularly post-wireless-communication. Like, yeah, having to play a little tune on a piano to unlock a sliding panel behind a bookcase is cool and all, but the fact that there’s a complicated clockwork linkage attached to your piano is a little more obvious than a good old-fashioned trapdoor under a rug. The mechanism itself would give the game away; somebody searching the room for anything amiss is going to notice that your marble bust of Shakespeare appears to be securely bolted to its table a lot faster than they’re going to notice an air pressure gradient!

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honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going “haha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!”, only for the real L to come on air and be like “hi yeah that wasn’t me….. that was a no-name criminal that you couldn’t have heard about in the news….. also this isn’t actually an international broadcast it’s only in the kanto region in japan…. so you must live there…. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody… so you can’t kill me……. k bye” absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment

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when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

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