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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.
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welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago
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Shit man, this mech war is fucked. I just saw a doll shoulder its rifle and say "reality warp: black hole star" or some similar shit, and every mech around it cratered, radiated a ring of pure energy, and disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto it, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is firing anti-personnel rounds and buckshot. I think I just heard "nanomachines: skewer" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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new product concept. Creek Yogurt. you know what it is. CREEK YOGURT: You Fucking Bet Your Ass It Has Active Cultures
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Two oil on canvas paintings by Ben Schwab Top: In The Balance Bottom: At the Edge
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Illustration for Audubon's Let's Go Birding Together initiative!!! 🐦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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